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Phoney war on illicit drugs

The have's in fur hoods and Uggs

The have not's cold to their blood

Buckfast on the brain,

Happiness through their veins

Breakfast on the back burner

High street head turner

Caked in layers of blood and guts

Palace next to mud huts

Page 5 smut

Page 3 buts and ifs and all the while

kids carry chivs

Chelsea smile, lift the lid

On a nanny state,

The True Man show

Copycat culture

Fanned by social media

You can pick your leader

But I'm going my way.

Good night.

I will sail across the east seas just to see you on the far side.

These spam bots are getting weirder

jaydot wrote:Phoney war on illicit drugs...

Read this in the voice of Mike Skinner.

skeeeen bruv skeeeen

at least it rhymes tbf

someone needs to have word with sd5 imo

Yea it's still p.whack though just a freestyle-might post some of my more serious poetry up one day.

finji wrote:These spam bots are getting weirder

I knew I'd regret selling that copper boiler
but I was on the dole.

Move it to the cringe thread.

Do you get it now?

POEM THREAD LOL

A TRIP
Let's go on a trip
I want to see the stars
I want to see the darkness
To wonder where we are
I know we’re on the map
But look around, how queer
Have you seen so few people
Have you seen so many deer
This trip has made me tired
This trip has made me sad
Let's return to our home now
Of my meaningful life I'm glad

PRIZE WINNER
Congratulations you've just won
The ultimate prize is yours
We are so happy to allow you to know
There is benefit to all of your chores
You are a very lucky boy
You must be very proud
This hardly ever happens
The victory music is quite loud
How are you currently feeling
What will you do or see
By the way you must sign a small contract
You must pay this convenience fee

SHOE SHINER
Allow me the privy
To polish your shoes
How handsome you are today
Don't be down in the blues
You must have some plans tonight
Whatever will you choose
You can have whatever you want tonight
You have no time to lose
Please pay me in kicks to the head
How lovely the scars will be
Please hit me where I can show my friends
How silly it is to bleed
Is that gum that I see on your sole
Let me scrape that off for you
Don't be silly don't be droll
With my teeth I can clean it in two
Will you tell your friends about me
I will certainly talk about you
This has truly been an honor
Becoming acquainted with both of your shoes

3za wrote:Do you get it now?

Saying too much more than that gets a little cringey too, imo.