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Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:31 pm
by karmacazee
Yes, I'm pissed right now.

So go on, discuss...

Relevant : http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/dcp171778_338863.pdf

I mean, the stats say that the percentage is falling, but overall the majority of adults in the UK get pissed on a regular basis.

But why?

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:32 pm
by wobbles
to lower ambitions,

to increase bravery

to make sense of your miserable life

to soothe pain

to heighten happiness

to pork fat chicks

sport

addiction

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:35 pm
by Blenky
so the voices go away

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:38 pm
by kruptah
Just finished off a glass of Jim Beam & a Cohiba.

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:40 pm
by karmacazee
If you can guess what I've been drinking you win a prize.

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 9:43 pm
by OGLemon
has to do with the fall of the British empire imo

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:04 pm
by skins345669
because sometimes it's fun

/thread

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:06 pm
by Harkat
Shit just makes more sense when you're drunk, allowing you to move forwards without doubt

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:08 pm
by wobbles
dudes hammered ^

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:33 pm
by ehbes
Sometimes for a good time

Sometimes to forget people

Always one or the other

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:35 pm
by wobbles
sometimes to meet people

sometimes to bond with your friends after a mutual friend dies

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sat Oct 25, 2014 10:37 pm
by Harkat
sure

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:02 am
by sigbowls
so you can get to a bar where theres girls and sometimes bars are haunted

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 4:33 am
by Phigure
wobbles wrote:to lower ambitions,

to increase bravery

to make sense of your miserable life

to soothe pain

to heighten happiness

to pork fat chicks

sport

addiction
to eat phones

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 5:10 am
by nousd
to loosen the constraints, get sloppy & pally
but even though I still drink, I don't get drunk anymore.

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:02 am
by ehbes
for instance, im drunk now so i can fall asleep without thinking of my bitch ex

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:41 am
by Phigure
ehbes wrote:for instance, im drunk now so i can fall asleep without thinking of my bitch ex
we know, you already indicated so:
ehbes wrote:Sometimes for a good time

Sometimes to forget people

Always one or the other

feel for u tho

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 8:42 am
by ehbes
<3

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:48 am
by nobody
I don't

Re: Why do we all get drunk?

Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2014 9:52 pm
by ultraspatial
to serve the alcohol-leisure complex