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Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:25 pm
by ehbes
https://kmikeym.com
Portland Oregon’s Mike Merrill is a unique individual. He is the world’s only publicly traded person. What does this mean? It means that Mr. Merrill’s life is directed by his shareholders, and you can buy stock in him and vote on his future
Right, what should we have this idiot do?
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:37 pm
by soronery
for starters get a girlfriend who doesnt look like a king charles spaniel
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:42 pm
by sixs
classic portland
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:18 pm
by dickman69
it rains like every other day in portland doesn't it
so how long does it take them every morning to fill their shitty outside table up w/ newspapers before they can sit there smugly & read them
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:22 pm
by ultraspatial
make him gay imo
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:42 pm
by SignalRecon
ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 4:51 pm
by ehbes
SignalRecon wrote:ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?
currently at 5.19
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 6:39 pm
by MaceFace
soronery wrote:
for starters get a girlfriend who doesnt look like a king charles spaniel
Alright DiCaprio.
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:03 pm
by SignalRecon
ehbes wrote:SignalRecon wrote:ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?
currently at 5.19
How many for a majority?
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:15 pm
by ehbes
SignalRecon wrote:ehbes wrote:SignalRecon wrote:ultraspatial wrote:make him gay imo
in, that would be hilarious. How much are shares?
currently at 5.19
How many for a majority?
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Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:27 pm
by DrGatineau
i guess mitt romney was right
corporations really are people
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:27 pm
by RKM
make him cut off a finger
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 7:45 pm
by sigbowls
make him a dsf member
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:05 pm
by BonerJams04
Make him get a restraining order against loved ones
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:09 pm
by _ronzlo_
Make him read The Fountainhead with a loaded gun at his side and see how many chapters he lasts.
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:25 pm
by mason666
I'd buy controlling share and then liquidate his assets
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:27 pm
by ehbes
still think making him go gay is the best option
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:23 pm
by chekov
someone spent $7000 on this
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:54 pm
by DrGatineau
it appears that he is only allowing the public to trade a small fraction of his total "life" anyway.... he still owns about 92%.
or have i misinterpreted it?
Re: Community Through Capitalism
Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 1:34 am
by jrkhnds
guy has read too much Nozick and is being smug about it. what a tnuc.