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new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:29 am
by soronery
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Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:39 am
by Forum
Too much, and im not fussy with food

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 10:43 am
by soronery
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real thing doesnt look as appetising as the advert unsurprisingly

looks like after youve beat off before youve wiped yourself down

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 2:10 pm
by sigbowls
what is wrong with fast food

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:28 pm
by topmo3
I don't understand that on so many levels

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:30 pm
by kaili
soronery wrote:
looks like after youve beat off before youve wiped yourself down
:cornlol: :corncry:

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:49 pm
by Harkat
Meat-as-bread is always a terrible idea

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:54 pm
by ezza
nah my mate bought a massive deep fat frier and i made huge schnitzels and used them as bread

was deffo NOT a terrible idea

all kinds of gains

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:55 pm
by ezza
also kfc can do no wrong in my opinion so big up this new invention too i guess

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 4:58 pm
by sigbowls
id rather the chicken in a salad

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:06 pm
by finji
all about the heart attack gains

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:17 pm
by ezza
you just undo the clogging with cocaine

im convinced that works btw. no joke

like your hearts all gone to shit with saturated fat n salt n its getting clogged and beatin slow n shit then... cocaine... surely it clears it cus your pumping blood so fast

if that makes sense lol

kinda like drain cleaner but for life. and instead of burnin through the cloggage it uses cocaine to push blood through it real fast

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 6:34 pm
by hubb
its not as gross as the irl hotdog stand inside the auschwitz camp but it's a shout

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:36 pm
by mason666
ezza wrote:you just undo the clogging with cocaine

im convinced that works btw. no joke

like your hearts all gone to shit with saturated fat n salt n its getting clogged and beatin slow n shit then... cocaine... surely it clears it cus your pumping blood so fast

if that makes sense lol

kinda like drain cleaner but for life. and instead of burnin through the cloggage it uses cocaine to push blood through it real fast
thats exactly how it works

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 7:39 pm
by Molzie
standard KFC marketing. They did the same thing with the doubledown. Create something extremely bizarre, people discuss, try it, share experiences b2b free publicity = profit.

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:07 pm
by sigbowls
it probably has a shit load of msg because its gmo chicken that tasts like shit

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:23 pm
by AxeD
Molzie wrote:standard KFC marketing. They did the same thing with the doubledown. Create something extremely bizarre, people discuss, try it, share experiences b2b free publicity = profit.
This. It's not like the executives of KFC genuinely believe in hotdogs wrapped in chicken as
a product. Would be surprising if this is still on the menu after a while.

In two months they are selling Agent's Clog Clearing Cocaine as a dessert.

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:30 pm
by ehbes
let me get this straight, Eric thinks that cocaine makes his heart pump blood with such power and force, that it clears out his arteries and veins.

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 8:52 pm
by ezza
for real though id like to see a proper legit experiment which could prove it completely wrong

i bet there is some truth to it

it just makes sense when you think about how fast your blood goes if you have a proper naughty line. that over a period of time must shift some of the clogged bits in your body

Re: new from kfc

Posted: Wed Jan 28, 2015 9:08 pm
by mason666
yh lol shift them to your brain and give u a stroke