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Amazon.com Selling Nuclear materials

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:19 am
by feasible_weasel
:o :o what a bargain,cant wait to take over the world
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:22 am
by badger
well if youve got a highly advanced uranium enrichment programme in your basement then i eagerly await for emperor_weasel

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:25 am
by badger
lol at the reviews
84 of 97 people found the following review helpful:
An adequate solution...., November 30, 2007
By Chris Gladis "Chris" (Kyoto, JAPAN) - See all my reviews

I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you've never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven't lived yet. And this can make it happen!

It's also a wonderful dessert topping. A little of this on your ice cream and the kids will just scream and scream and scream....
By J. Stanfield (Austin, TX United States) - See all my reviews


When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!
shit hope he doesnt get control of weasels and badgers :o

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:36 am
by feasible_weasel
badger wrote:well if youve got a highly advanced uranium enrichment programme in your basement then i eagerly await for emperor_weasel
indeed 8)

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:37 am
by feasible_weasel
badger wrote:lol at the reviews
84 of 97 people found the following review helpful:
An adequate solution...., November 30, 2007
By Chris Gladis "Chris" (Kyoto, JAPAN) - See all my reviews

I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you've never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven't lived yet. And this can make it happen!

It's also a wonderful dessert topping. A little of this on your ice cream and the kids will just scream and scream and scream....
By J. Stanfield (Austin, TX United States) - See all my reviews


When mixed with Tuscan whole milk I gained the power to control deceased woodland creatures. I am now in the process of raising an army of undead wombats to overthrow the government from deep within my volcanic lair. Soon you all will bow down before the wombat king!
shit hope he doesnt get control of weasels and badgers :o
Nope 8) we shall use our combined powers to summon BADGERWEASEL DEMOOOOON 8)

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:43 am
by badger
ive tried that before. lets just say the results werent satisfactory...

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 11:46 am
by feasible_weasel
badger wrote:ive tried that before. lets just say the results werent satisfactory...
:wink:

Re: Amazon.com Selling Nuclear materials

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:03 pm
by illiterati
feasible_weasel wrote::o :o what a bargain,cant wait to take over the world
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
ha! and in the 'customers who bought this also bought section' - "anal douche rectal syringe"! what a combo! :!:

Re: Amazon.com Selling Nuclear materials

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:06 pm
by feasible_weasel
illiterati wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote::o :o what a bargain,cant wait to take over the world
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
ha! and in the 'customers who bought this also bought section' - "anal douche rectal syringe"! what a combo! :!:
:lol: i think we know what happened to goatsie

Re: Amazon.com Selling Nuclear materials

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:26 pm
by spooKs
feasible_weasel wrote:
illiterati wrote:
feasible_weasel wrote::o :o what a bargain,cant wait to take over the world
http://www.amazon.com/Uranium-Ore/dp/B000796XXM
ha! and in the 'customers who bought this also bought section' - "anal douche rectal syringe"! what a combo! :!:
:lol: i think we know what happened to goatsie
hahahahhahahaha

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:01 pm
by dubluke

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:16 pm
by badger
lol ill be having me one of them land cruisers. were they in star wars or something?

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:29 pm
by dubluke
haha i dunno, but thats the most ridiculous thing i've seen on amazon "holds a crew of 5

the reviews are jokes for that and the uranium

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:31 pm
by future producer
fs you have to buy it to add a review. I was gonna write...

"Pretty handy to have around the house if you know any ex-spies you might wanna get rid off".

Someone is also really pissed off with mice... they brought the Uranium and a Smart Mouse Trap. There's nothing like a good old sadistic mouse catcher.

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:48 pm
by slim
Some fool wrote: I know some of you are making snide remarks about this product and joking around about "three-handed kids" and dog food glowing in the dark, but this is serious stuff.

We purchased the Uranium Ore to improve upon our custom fashion watches by making the hands glow in the dark. Unfortunately, my dad - who is SUPPOSED to have a degree in Engineering and Physics confused Uranium with Radium. We need Radium ore to make the hands of the watch glow in the dark at night and not Uranium. Uranium ore is useless for this task, regardless of the jokes you see here about "dogs glowing in the dark" and nonsense like that.

I don't want to come across as critical, but there are some of us who do not take these reviews lightly and it would have saved us a lot of money if the reviews here didn't misleadingly cause my dad to think that Uranium ore would make the hands of the watch glow in the dark.

That said, does anyone know where we can get some radium ore? Thanks!
Either this guy just made a very unfunny joke or he is the biggest douche in the world.

I love the one about putting it under someone's carseat, evil, vindictive shit

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 2:53 pm
by blizzardmusic
Its time for some practical jokes

:r:

URANIUM STYLEY!

:P:

Posted: Sat Dec 01, 2007 3:30 pm
by feasible_weasel
BlizzardMusic wrote:Its time for some practical jokes

:r:

URANIUM STYLEY!

:P:
lool