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The word dinghy

Jeremy Kyle (how does such a total lack of sense of humour become funny)

Tubas

Fat people running

Sulky teenage shop staff

Car drivers listening to really fast, aggressive music whilst sitting in snails-pace traffic lines

Oh and the german word for squirrel which sounds something like ine-shorn-shern from what I can remember.

shonky face.

*Grand* wrote:shonky face.

Yeah, cheers mate

Shonky wrote:Sulky teenage shop staff

I love people like that! I really enjoy putting on a nauseatingly chipper persona while talking to them and tell them that jesus loves them and they should be happy about it.

the way english people hardly ever smile, even when you ay something quite nice to them, they act all puzzled, like they don't know which way to turn.. i get bout 4 laughs a day from that.

That twat from the Aero Bubbles add, anytime I see the stupid mug on a bilboard I think of his twatty nasally voice and have a chuckle.

*Grand* wrote:the way english people hardly ever smile, even when you ay something quite nice to them, they act all puzzled, like they don't know which way to turn.. i get bout 4 laughs a day from that.

Did you catch that show from when they had some tribe from a south pacific island come to Britain? One of them was wondering down the street smiling at people, trying to be friendly and they just looked worried and walked on nervously, or tried to avoid eye contact.

Seen the same thing happen when you try and make a joke with shop staff, thinking it'll lighten their day a bit and they just think I'm a nutter. Well admittedly there may be other reasons why they thought that

Shonky wrote:

*Grand* wrote:the way english people hardly ever smile, even when you ay something quite nice to them, they act all puzzled, like they don't know which way to turn.. i get bout 4 laughs a day from that.

Did you catch that show from when they had some tribe from a south pacific island come to Britain? One of them was wondering down the street smiling at people, trying to be friendly and they just looked worried and walked on nervously, or tried to avoid eye contact.

Seen the same thing happen when you try and make a joke with shop staff, thinking it'll lighten their day a bit and they just think I'm a nutter. Well admittedly there may be other reasons why they thought that

it well weird. when i was growing up it was quite normal to see adults say hello to each other.. dubstep is kinda like how things was in the past, now everyoneis wrapped up in there ipods and there bubbles.. sickens me.

Little short fat kids running..

When the bus brakes sharply and people almost fall over and everyones face does that :O and everyone gasps, then sighs..

When a handle off a shopping bag snaps (obviously when it happens to someone else).

The homeless bloke who is always by the stairs at Charing Cross when you're coming from the underground (don't know why, just always gives me jokes)

When people get trapped in the doors in the Tube. (although, I do tend to help if I can )

And when you're with a big group and you pass a big mirror or something and everyone looks to check who they look like.

People who are generally more worse off than myself. Both physically and financially.

big up the loving caring crew!

People who accidentally falls. Too funny

Ashley wrote:People who are generally more worse off than myself. Both physically and financially.

I'd find that funny but there's not as many as I'd like

girls in dubstep.

Shonky wrote:Oh and the german word for squirrel which sounds something like ine-shorn-shern from what I can remember.

LOL
its eichhoernchen...

djrobyn wrote:

Shonky wrote:Oh and the german word for squirrel which sounds something like ine-shorn-shern from what I can remember.

LOL
its eichhoernchen...

See told ya

your momma

going round a car to cross a road..then the car drives off...leaves u walking some mad U shapes all over for no apparent reason to other folks....meks me chuckle

Are-K142 wrote:going round a car to cross a road..then the car drives off...leaves u walking some mad U shapes all over for no apparent reason to other folks....meks me chuckle

I hate that so much