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what would you like to do to kate nash
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:52 pm
by MountDoom
for me...its going to have to be a slow yet painful removal of the vocal chords whilst burning her releases slowly in front of her face as i stand there and laugh manically
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:53 pm
by ozols man
id shag her me
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:53 pm
by blizzardmusic
rip her face off through the cracks in her foundation
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:57 pm
by vonboyage
ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.
Nonchalant circumcise machine.
YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 2:58 pm
by kidlogic
Vonboyage wrote:ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.
Nonchalant circumcise machine.
YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
Wow Von, quite the picture you just painted...

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:00 pm
by MountDoom
Vonboyage wrote:ozols man wrote:id shag her me
I heard her vaginal lips are like serrated glass.
Nonchalant circumcise machine.
YOU & THE MANDEM WILL ROLL WITH NO FORESKIN.
yer it fucking hurts big time. grrrr. great start to the year
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:02 pm
by xor
I'd lick her face like a puppy.
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:17 pm
by datura
XOR wrote:I'd lick her face like a puppy.
would she taste sweet or bitt
ahh 
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:20 pm
by umkhontowesizwe
that's a hard one, can't work out if she's strangely attractive or just funny looking.
i might giver her a go, if it weren't for the fact that she's currently dating this nonce:

Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 pm
by dubluke
who the fuck is that guy?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:22 pm
by datura
to be fair the guy's pretty funny - he was great on the Buzzcocks. And he has the best voice ever (even better than Gob on arrested development).
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:23 pm
by umkhontowesizwe
dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm
by vonboyage
Just to remind y'all who were talking bout.
********
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:24 pm
by dubluke
he looks like an eejit
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm
by vonboyage
UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs
who the fuck are "the cribs" ?
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:25 pm
by dubluke
Vonboyage wrote:
Just to remind y'all who were talking bout.
********
i would probably bang her but i'm scared about her unholy bladed clitoris
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:27 pm
by vonboyage
lmao
look at her face
shes blatantly tryna lure you into a false sense of security.
LOOK AT HER FACE DAMNITTT!!
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:28 pm
by umkhontowesizwe
Vonboyage wrote:UmkhontoWeSizwe wrote:dubluke wrote:who the fuck is that guy?
lead singer from the cribs
who the fuck are "the cribs" ?
haha, some shite indie band. hear this song all the fucking time on radio 1 at work -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCNTYi9f ... re=related
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:31 pm
by vonboyage
Oh.. nice one!
Nah, but mates, look at her face.. (lmao)
"I dont have a demon womb.. honestly i don't."
"I didnt star in Urotsukidoji .. honestly"
Posted: Wed Jan 02, 2008 3:31 pm
by datura
Vonboyage wrote:lmao
look at her face
shes blatantly tryna lure you into a false sense of security.
LOOK AT HER FACE DAMNITTT!!
haha, she looks like she trying to mask the pain of one of her fingers being caught by those hungry lips,,