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''Excuse me, but is your father a thief?''

''No, why do you say that?''

''Because you're so fit I bet he stole your virginity when you were 16''



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''Eh up, Love! Here's 20p''

''What's that for?''

''Call your mum and tell her you'll need your anus sewn up later so fill up the petrol tank for the drive to the hospital''



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''If I told you you had a nice body would you prostitute yourself to me?''

Mr Hyde wrote:'you don't sweat much for a fat bird'

lol

"Nice Ass, can I wear it as a hat?"

have you got star wars nickers on...

cause ure ass is out of this world...


*grabs coat..

''have you got star wars knickers on?''

''why?''

''because I get turned on by small green ugly things... incidentally, I really fancy you you fucking tiny green bastard''

Do you want to go halves on a bastard?

Shonky wrote:Do you want to go halves on a bastard?

Brilliant! Mind if I steal that one?

kidlogic wrote:

Shonky wrote:Do you want to go halves on a bastard?

Brilliant! Mind if I steal that one?

Go ahead, I did.

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart.

Nce 1, Prik.

"I've taken your parents hostage, do exactly what I say"
Might work...

"Arite doll, you ready to get rattled?"

works every time.

I love every bone in your body, especially a big hambone.

Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (Use with caution, this has worked before)

''Have you ever seen a 1 inch punch?''

''No, what's that?''

''Well, The One inch punch is a technique from Chinese martial arts which was popularized by Jeet Kune Do founder Bruce Lee.

It is commonly believed that the One inch punch skill comes from kung fu style of Wing Chun, however, it is present in many styles of Southern Chinese martial arts. As a general rule, Southern Chinese martial arts rely mostly on hand techniques from very close quarters (as opposed to Northern Chinese martial arts which focus more on kicking techniques from medium to long distances). Because the Southern styles martial artists were often fighting nose-to-nose with their opponents, they had to learn a way to deal out punishing blows even while almost touching their target.

The One inch punch is a skill which uses fa jing (translated as explosive power) to generate tremendous amounts of impact force at extremely close distances. When performing this one inch punch the practitioner stands with his fist very close to the target (the distance depends on the skill of the practitioner, usually from 0-6 inches). Then in one explosive burst, the legs root, the waist turns, the ribs expand and the arm extends through the target. It is crucial that the entire body move in unison, or else the power will be limited. The target in such demonstrations vary, sometimes it is a fellow practitioner holding a phone book on the chest, sometimes wooden boards can be broken.

The one inch punch was brought to popular knowledge in the west by the martial artist Bruce Lee when he demonstrated the technique during the Long Beach International Karate Championships.''

''Wow, that's interesting. You're really knowledgeable!'' (touches your arm)

''Thanks. Now I've got another question.''

''Yarrr?'' (grinning and biting their bottom lip)

''Have you ever sucked a one inch knob?''

"Is your fanny clean?...Good..Lets go."

Corpsey wrote:''Have you ever seen a 1 inch punch?''

''No, what's that?''

''Well, The One inch punch is a technique from Chinese martial arts which was popularized by Jeet Kune Do founder Bruce Lee.

It is commonly believed that the One inch punch skill comes from kung fu style of Wing Chun, however, it is present in many styles of Southern Chinese martial arts. As a general rule, Southern Chinese martial arts rely mostly on hand techniques from very close quarters (as opposed to Northern Chinese martial arts which focus more on kicking techniques from medium to long distances). Because the Southern styles martial artists were often fighting nose-to-nose with their opponents, they had to learn a way to deal out punishing blows even while almost touching their target.

The One inch punch is a skill which uses fa jing (translated as explosive power) to generate tremendous amounts of impact force at extremely close distances. When performing this one inch punch the practitioner stands with his fist very close to the target (the distance depends on the skill of the practitioner, usually from 0-6 inches). Then in one explosive burst, the legs root, the waist turns, the ribs expand and the arm extends through the target. It is crucial that the entire body move in unison, or else the power will be limited. The target in such demonstrations vary, sometimes it is a fellow practitioner holding a phone book on the chest, sometimes wooden boards can be broken.

The one inch punch was brought to popular knowledge in the west by the martial artist Bruce Lee when he demonstrated the technique during the Long Beach International Karate Championships.''

''Wow, that's interesting. You're really knowledgeable!'' (touches your arm)

''Thanks. Now I've got another question.''

''Yarrr?'' (grinning and biting their bottom lip)

''Have you ever sucked a one inch knob?''

HAHAHA

kidlogic wrote:Nice shoes, wanna fuck? (Use with caution, this has worked before)

See also...

Do you like pizza?
Yes.
Wanna fuck?

Nice tits, wanna fuck?

''Are you 12?''

''No. 22.''

''Ohhh ... ... ... ... Can I buy you a drink?''