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Half Full or Half Empty

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:55 pm
by deapoh
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What do you say?

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:56 pm
by thomas
"Theres only half left, mate"

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:57 pm
by kins83
The jug is too big.

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 4:58 pm
by shonky
Half empty if I fancy another off someone, half full if it gets knocked over. All about the NLP :D

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:04 pm
by Jubz
Top me up you fucker.

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:13 pm
by deamonds
Jubscarz wrote:Top me up you fucker.
X2, Before i cut you

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:18 pm
by dubbeldutch
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always half empty

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:21 pm
by blizzardmusic
Twixt optimist and pessimist
The difference is droll
The optimist sees the doughnut
The pessimist sees the hole


Half full for me

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:23 pm
by corpsey
If I piss in it it will be full

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:29 pm
by boy_arena
its half full!

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 5:42 pm
by alfie
sorry to a tedious pedant but more than half is gone, especially seeing as the jug tapers at the base.

sorry

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 7:10 pm
by jim

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:08 am
by pdomino
half empty

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:13 am
by tempest
Half Empty = Half Full ergo

Empty = Full





= enlightenment

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:26 am
by dubluke
depends on my mood/how drunk i am

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:40 am
by casm
half full = you have a small penis.

half empty = you have a small penis.

if the vag ain't full.. it don't matter how one looks at it.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:43 am
by casm
might have answered differently if that pic loaded for me... now i see. a jug of beer.

shit's half empty.

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 12:59 am
by dubluke
i'd say that was half empty though

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:00 am
by casm
amen

Posted: Tue Feb 19, 2008 1:34 am
by fuagofire
half a cup