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Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:42 pm**

I opened it and they told me i should only eat brown or wholemeal bread....

Turns out they were JaHovis witnesses!

Sorry.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:44 pm**

that actually made me laugh out loud. i feel ashamed

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:45 pm**

badger wrote:that actually made me laugh out loud. i feel ashamed

you and me both...

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 10:57 pm**

needs more "and they were teenage school girls wanting to use my phone"

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:07 pm**

MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!

life of brian, those who know know

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:08 pm**

Diss04 wrote:MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!

life of brian, those who know know

i was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:11 pm**

z.u.bee wrote:
Diss04 wrote:MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!

life of brian, those who know know
i was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:12 pm**

Ask them in for tea....then proceed to tell them all about how you love going to raves and doing lots of meth.....anytime they try to talk, interrupt them and start talking about how Bryan Gee is your favourite black jungle dj....oh and make sure your rubbing your nipples through your shirt with your eyes as wide open as you can get them.....

at least that's what I would do.

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:12 pm**

Diss04 wrote:
z.u.bee wrote:
Diss04 wrote:MATTHIAS:
Look. I-- I'd had a lovely supper, and all I said to my wife was, 'That piece of halibut was good enough for Jehovah.'

CROWD:
Oooooh!

OFFICIAL:
Blasphemy!
He's said it again!

life of brian, those who know know
i was blind and now i can seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
he's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

Woman :Only the true messiah would deny being the messiah

Brian :orite then I am the messiah

Crowd: He IS the messiah

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:15 pm**

are you the judean people's front?

fuck off. we're the people's front of judea

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:17 pm**

ytee wrote:Ask them in for tea....then proceed to tell them all about how you love going to raves and doing lots of meth.....anytime they try to talk, interrupt them and start talking about how Bryan Gee is your favourite black jungle dj....oh and make sure your rubbing your nipples through your shirt with your eyes as wide open as you can get them.....

at least that's what I would do.

i actually managed to baffle one with my drunken rants on how god doesnt exist....

the man literally said i should write a book!!!

i was well proud of that accomplishment!!

Posted: **Tue Apr 01, 2008 11:55 pm**

I was walking down the street earlier. Saw a guy in a black hat with a feather. Moustache and a little beard. Frilly collar. Sword. One of those King Charles spaniels. Riding boots. Looked at him and I thought, "He's got a rather cavalier attitude."

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:05 am**

adisize wrote:I opened it and they told me i should only eat brown or wholemeal bread....

Turns out they were JaHovis witnesses!

Sorry.

jehova's witnesses have been at mine before trying to get us to convert.
i told them before though i never saw the accident.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:50 am**

http://www.jahovaistheway.org/witness

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:55 am**

Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 12:59 am**

holy grail aint all that.
although

we are the knights who say. meep. meeeep. meeep.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 6:32 am**

it's 'nee' isn't it?

fuckin love life of brian. we tried to watch it on laser disc and projector screen in amsterdam but we couldn't get it in colour or with any sound

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 7:13 am**

felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.

you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 10:33 am**

dubluke wrote:
felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also

I fart in your general direction.

Posted: **Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:42 am**

dubluke wrote:
felixGash wrote:Lol, you know what, I've never seen Monty's Holy Grail.. was wondering what to watch in bed now and this reminded me that I've got it on my external, Macbook > DVI > Plasma > Bed.
you haven't seen holy grail?? flix...there's something....just....not right...about having not seen holy grail

you best get watching bruv its hilarious

and yes it is nee del, why the fuck would it be meep diss?? they demand a shrubbery also

And they also want you to cut down the largest tree in the forest with...............

A HERRING!!!

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