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I want to release a CD and be a superstar.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:52 am
by serox
I want to release a CD and be a superstar. Can you tell me how to make a hit please? Actually I dont have time to learn, just make me something that I can use instead.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:00 pm
by docwra
tnuc Off
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:00 pm
by docwra
tnuc Off
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:36 pm
by concept_
get signed to a major with your fabulous voice and appeal to the teenage urban market or something. You don't need to do too much work

Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:25 pm
by spencertron
Don't bother...proper jobs are for real heroes, like us.
i have an album out and available, on CD only. it ain't glamourus at all.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:33 pm
by somejerk
give me one trillion euros and i'll put something together tonight
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:34 pm
by Sharmaji
just read the KLF manual.
Re: I want to release a CD and be a superstar.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:40 pm
by badger
Serox wrote:I want to release a CD and be a superstar. Can you tell me how to make a hit please? Actually I dont have time to learn, just make me something that I can use instead.
make a porn video first then get into music. great way to get maximum exposure
Re: I want to release a CD and be a superstar.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:53 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:Serox wrote:I want to release a CD and be a superstar. Can you tell me how to make a hit please? Actually I dont have time to learn, just make me something that I can use instead.
make a porn video first then get into music. great way to get
maximum exposure
I'll do it for you, but i need 7 pints of a virgins period blood, 2 live chickens and a gerballs ball
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:19 pm
by serox
Shit. I thought this was the place to come if you wanted to get music made for you!
One of you must be able to make a wobble for me?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:21 pm
by spencertron
'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.
sorry m8.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:22 pm
by elbe
spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.
sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:32 pm
by serox
spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.
sorry m8.
im on that wagon if its cool.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:34 pm
by spencertron
Too late, the boats already left...
eLBe wrote:spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.
sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble
Just go easy on the Resonance.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:46 pm
by badger
eLBe wrote:spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.
sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble
i think most dubstep's been on the dribble tip for quite a while now
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:48 pm
by serox
^ true.
Don’t worry about people stealing an idea. If it’s original, you will have to ram it down their throats.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 2:55 pm
by elbe
badger wrote:eLBe wrote:spencerTron wrote:'Wobble' is old hat, we've all moved onto Wibble.
sorry m8.
I've moved on to dribble
i think most dubstep's been on the dribble tip for quite a while now
I've always been a slow learner
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:20 pm
by lonecurrent
i used to make music, now I just make porn.
maybe that was my problem.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 3:43 pm
by wallace
Lookin to acheive supa starz status.
To make money to fuel my Japanese male hooker fetish, so that i can snort coke off there weiners
Brap
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:02 pm
by pangaea