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best WORST pick up lines ever!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:23 pm
by theevilgirl
I have gotten:
'wanna see how big I am?'
'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'
'do you squirt?'
'so....do you wanna make love to me?'
mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:29 pm
by von
gime ur number, before i dont wannit no more.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:30 pm
by felixgash
Von wrote:gime ur number, before i dont wannit no more.
Might use that one!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by bellybelle
i don't have a pick up line to add but seriously....tho this might work for other ladies, so i won't knock it....but if any other man texts me a pic of his erect penis as a selling point, i'll scream.
jeebus! not that i don't like them....i just care more about who they're attached to. if i were just thinking about the cock, there are 3405985469854 sites i could go to to order my very own.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:36 pm
by theonehungakid
the classic:
do you have any (Insert Nationality here) in you?.. Do you want some?
ive seen this work. seriously.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:38 pm
by the wiggle baron
An ole time favourite for me. "Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
Still tickles me
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:39 pm
by cal
nice shoes, fancy a fuck?
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:40 pm
by von
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:40 pm
by bellybelle
Von wrote:"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together"
thats cute
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:41 pm
by swomp
The Wiggle Baron wrote:An ole time favourite for me. "Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
Still tickles me
"I'll love every bone in your body, especially mine"
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:42 pm
by von
lmao @ dis
"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas, can I visit you between the Holidays"
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 1:42 pm
by diss04
i heard some guy actually go up to a girl in wetherspoons and sing
"i wanna make love in this pub" to her
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:44 pm
by fixation
cal wrote:fancy a fuck?
fixed
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:46 pm
by diss04
"whats your stance on pissy sheets?"
Re: best WORST pick up lines ever!
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:16 pm
by walsh
TheEvilGirl wrote:I have gotten:
'wanna see how big I am?'
'wanna hang out? we can chill...watch a movie...have sex...'
'do you squirt?'
'so....do you wanna make love to me?'
mind you these are all after JUST meeting the people.
do you squirt...... lol
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:22 pm
by Jak The lad
The Wiggle Baron wrote:An ole time favourite for me. "Excuse me, does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"
Still tickles me
lol
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:23 pm
by thief
How would you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilised?
Woah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:23 pm
by diss04
thief wrote:How would you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilised?
Woah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...
yeah i remember a thread like this before i was cool
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:25 pm
by thief
Diss04 wrote:thief wrote:How would you like your eggs in the morning?
Fertilised?
Woah, de ja vu... pretty sure I posted that in a thread the same as this about a year ago, when the hideout was still cool... had a shonky...
yeah i remember a thread like this before i was cool
Yes you were.
Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:28 pm
by forensix (mcr)
"My name's dubluke"