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The greatest survivor. Who would win it?
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:25 pm
by wensley
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:26 pm
by jah wobble
no les stroud no care.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:28 pm
by wensley
you see i was gonna add him but i didn't think many of the DSF crew would know who les stroud was. But yeah he is the proper survivorman. great show.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:28 pm
by pk-
LOL terry waite
i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food
he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:29 pm
by wensley
pk- wrote:LOL terry waite
i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food
he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.
lol. he is a little tubby

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:31 pm
by ytee
I picked bear cause I've never heard of the other guys. Plus he eats mad weird shit on his show.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:32 pm
by .rudetone.
pk- wrote:LOL terry waite
i voted ray mears because he's a one man herd of wilderbeest, just storms through a forest stripping it of food
he lives on shrubs and is yet obese, what a legend.
Every word of this is wholly true.
Well put.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:35 pm
by pk-
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:40 pm
by wensley
Yeah ray is the don but he seems like such a sapp. Always crouching down in shots and smirking with his faggy ginger hair.
Don't let PK sway your votes now guys, videos or not!
I'm serious. This poll is a scientific experiment to find the best of the best.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:52 pm
by joenicedj
none of the above.
It's Tom Hanks' character (Chuck Noland) in the movie CASTAWAY.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:52 pm
by umkhontowesizwe
Mears all the way. Real men don't need to put on some fake macho show, he has nothing to prove. I bet he would have no hesitation fucking someone up if they stepped out of line.
Plus he has mad bow skillz.
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:27 pm
by ajantis_art
blatantly mearsey. bear is a bit of a bellend, really apart from eating raw birds eggs i reckon ben fogel is harder. parry has only shown us how he can integrate with tribes...he's not as much of a survivalist. dont know the other geezer.
i reckon that sir explorer bloke who sawed his own arm off because of frostbite deserves a mention. his fucking name escapes me though. see him on johnny ross once
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:32 pm
by wensley
ajantis_art wrote:blatantly mearsey. bear is a bit of a bellend, really apart from eating raw birds eggs i reckon ben fogel is harder. parry has only shown us how he can integrate with tribes...he's not as much of a survivalist. dont know the other geezer.
i reckon that sir explorer bloke who sawed his own arm off because of frostbite deserves a mention. his fucking name escapes me though. see him on johnny ross once
I don't know, personally Bruce Parry would take my vote. He's chilled with tribes, had his penis inverted, taken hallucinogenic tree bark drugs, eaten rat meat and stared the un-discovered in the eyes.
But it seems its a dead heat between Ray and Bear.
Keep the votes coming guys

Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:46 pm
by ajantis_art

mate honestly how can you compete. really.
(edit: i've since realised this a photoshop job. however, the fact remains he is ultimately hard. and he can build canoes.)
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:49 pm
by pk-
Wensley wrote:taken hallucinogenic tree bark drugs
that was so jokes.
he always seems a little too enthusiastic to me, all the tribesmen just stare at him with a sort of 'who the fuck is this pleb' look on their faces while he prances around gushing about how they've changed his life forever and will be his soulmates til the day he dies
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:49 pm
by pk-
Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 11:56 pm
by wensley
Yeah man, got all 5 discs of Tribe on DVD. That episode was
bloody intense, to put it lightly. Fucking trippin for 2 days, yacking every now and then. The tribe said its a drug where your most deepest secrets and your worst actions appear before your very eyes. And all this shit is after eating a simple tree root taken from the jungle! Mental business. The man is an absolute legend, he is my survivor of choice

Video says it all.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:04 am
by pk-
ray would've chewed a kilo of it and run a fucking mile
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:09 am
by wensley
pk- wrote:ray would've chewed a kilo of it and run a fucking mile
Rubbish! He's too busy munchin woodland nuts and berrys the porky ginger ponce.
Posted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:33 am
by ytee
Wensley wrote:
Yeah man, got all 5 discs of Tribe on DVD. That episode was
bloody intense, to put it lightly. Fucking trippin for 2 days, yacking every now and then. The tribe said its a drug where your most deepest secrets and your worst actions appear before your very eyes. And all this shit is after eating a simple tree root taken from the jungle! Mental business. The man is an absolute legend, he is my survivor of choice

Video says it all.
I'm changing my vote that is horrible...I feel bad for that guy.