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Fast food victims support group

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:19 pm
by elbe
after hearing the terrible news about sqwol's brother I thought I would start this support group, to help him and others like him get through these dark times.

come now share you woefull fast food stories, we are here to listen, not judge. tho hopefully we can all get a jolly good laugh at your pathetic ruined lives.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:20 pm
by diss04
i had a curry once which killed my nickers.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:21 pm
by kins83
I was sexually assualted by Grimace in the freezers of Macdonalds on my 12 birthday. it was meant to be a fun day. :cry:

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 4:32 pm
by sqwol
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:00 pm
by stayc
Has anyone ever been like well sick off a take-away that even when you've chucked it all up, your body still manages to make you chuck up other sorts of dumbness (e.g. BILE >_<) etc etc..
Poorest week of my life. One day after my 17th birthday n all :cry:

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:24 pm
by sqwol
Sorry, my fault. I put some pubes in your burger.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:24 pm
by stayc
Kmt, it was some dodgy curry from down the road you fuck. "i put pubes in your curry"

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 8:39 pm
by sqwol
:o Just funnin, it must have been someone elses burger.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:18 pm
by elbe
please keep this civil people, we are here to support each other not to fight. come now stayc, let it all out, when did this happen?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:23 pm
by mnsrfrites
got food poisoning once from a dodgy fish noodle dish

was a proper horrible experience

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:48 pm
by elbe
but you got through it, and here you are standing strong and proud, able to share this with us. I know that must have been hard for you, do you have any tips for those who might experience such abuse from fast food in the future?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:58 pm
by pk
I used to look like this

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:(

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:53 am
by mr. lizard
Zinger Tower Burgers always ruin my insides. Yet I still eat them.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 9:48 am
by triky
stayc wrote:Has anyone ever been like well sick off a take-away that even when you've chucked it all up, your body still manages to make you chuck up other sorts of dumbness (e.g. BILE >_<) etc etc..
i wish to denounce bodrum's kebabs in colchester for exactly this. needless to say, macdonalds seems like a goddam 5 star poncy french chef's meal next to this unforgettably failed kebab.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 10:06 am
by elbe
Mr. Lizard wrote:Zinger Tower Burgers always ruin my insides. Yet I still eat them.
Welcome,

Yours is an unfortunate circumstance that many fall into, do not worry you are not alone. You have already accomplised the hardest part, admitting you have a problem is half the solution, well done you are very brave.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:27 pm
by BLZDub
You all need to listen to some Abdominal & DJ Fase. Fast food appreciation in rap form.
Yum

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:04 pm
by elbe
BLZDub wrote:You all need to listen to some Abdominal & DJ Fase. Fast food appreciation in rap form.
Yum
its music like this that ruins lives. when are musicians going to stand up and take responsibility? these kind of lyrics leave a terrible impression on young minds.

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:08 pm
by ashley
eLBe wrote:
BLZDub wrote:You all need to listen to some Abdominal & DJ Fase. Fast food appreciation in rap form.
Yum
its music like this that ruins lives. when are musicians going to stand up and take responsibility? these kind of lyrics leave a terrible impression on young minds.
McDonaldsssssss, McDonaldsssssss, McDonaldssssssss, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut,

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:09 pm
by frebentos
LARGE DBL QTR MEAL FTW

Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 1:10 pm
by ashley
I HAZ GRAPES