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I need to get to Oz, and quick

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:10 pm
by deamonds
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 589382.stm
An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".

The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.

Re: I need to get to Oz, and quick

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:12 pm
by Pada
deamonds wrote:http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-p ... 589382.stm
An analysis of new census figures has shown that Australia is suffering from an unprecedented "man drought".

The statistics have revealed that there are almost 100,000 more females than males in Australia.
Ha ha nice one for all you aussie men ;)

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 9:21 pm
by deamonds
apparently not as theyve all fucked off?? to the middle east apparently..or to travel & work, ironic how a lot of people i know have gone there to do the same thing..

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 10:00 pm
by sirmitchie
Wow
They'd need to learn londonish though
Cant deal with that accent for too long =\

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:25 pm
by fooishbar
<- aussie dude

don't believe the hype.

also it's fucking hot there.

Posted: Mon Sep 01, 2008 11:39 pm
by ag3nt[]0rang3
<< also aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:36 am
by flippo
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:<< also aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.
yeah single people are stnuc hey Hugh.........














:(

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:38 am
by flippo
fooishbar wrote:<- aussie dude

don't believe the hype.

also it's fucking hot there.
at least we have actual days and nights :6:


what are you scared of the equator? go to bed daylight boy.


































:6:

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:26 am
by fooishbar
fliPPo wrote:
fooishbar wrote:<- aussie dude

don't believe the hype.

also it's fucking hot there.
at least we have actual days and nights :6:


what are you scared of the equator? go to bed daylight boy.


































:6:
jealousy is such an ugly emotion, flips.

(and so's your face.)

(OOOOH.)

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:30 am
by maori-nick
lol if the lasses there are anything like sarah in big brother.








Not suprised :baby:

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:31 pm
by faust.dtc
"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!! :oops:

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:38 pm
by djelements
FAUST.DTC wrote:"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!! :oops:
Nice one!

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:42 pm
by FSTZ1
FAUST.DTC wrote:"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!! :oops:

dammit!!

stole my joke!

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:43 pm
by djelements
FSTZ wrote:
FAUST.DTC wrote:"I need to get to Oz, and quick"

Follow the yellow brick road...........SORRY!!! :oops:

dammit!!

stole my joke!
Hey, but you invented the brocko, and popularized the term sausage garnish.
You win.

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 2:48 pm
by nousd
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.
True. All the gays have gone overseas and left us ugly guys and Flippo here. He'd get so many chicks if he ever went out of his bedroom. :wink:

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:26 pm
by jred
ive started carving my canoe.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:34 am
by ag3nt[]0rang3
fliPPo wrote:
Ag3nT[]0raNg3 wrote:<< also aussie dude.

yes don't believe the hype, all those left over chicks are probably left over for good reason. other than not enough blokes.
yeah single people are stnuc hey Hugh.........

:(
i mean all the chicks are horrible horrible people.

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:45 am
by tempest
lulz


there sure is some fine crumpet down here


dunno if there is some obvious man-drought tho... heaps of cock head guys around getting no poon and starting fights still... tis no utopia down here i swear..

*hides horde of 18 gorgeous wives behind giant bicepts*

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:07 am
by 3rdeye
tempest wrote:lulz

there sure is some fine crumpet down here
some of the finest in the world imo, but yeah, don't believe the hype, if there's 100,000 excess ladies hiding out somewhere they're certainly not in Byron Bay :)

Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:55 am
by tempest
omgosh the amount of stunners around byron in the holidays.... baaaaahhh its crazy !