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The best thing since sliced bread...

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:09 pm
by faust.dtc
:idea: ...pornographic toilet paper surely (patent pending)...I could get very rich off of this...

Any other budding 'inventors' out there with similar harebrained ideas???

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:11 pm
by deamonds
more reason's to wank @ work, im game

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:22 pm
by ashley
John McCain paper should prove popular.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:33 pm
by sqwol
I've got one of those ideas as well... you know those pens with woman on them, and when you flip it upside down their clothes come off.

How about beer bottles like this, so as the amount of beer decreases the womans clothes on the bottle begin to disapear.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 4:35 pm
by ashley
Sqwol wrote:I've got one of those ideas as well... you know those pens with woman on them, and when you flip it upside down their clothes come off.

How about beer bottles like this, so as the amount of beer decreases the womans clothes on the bottle begin to disapear.
£3.50 is already a stupid amount for a bottled beer. I am not paying any more sorry.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:04 pm
by sqwol
cheap people are not my target market

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:30 pm
by unlikely
i think you'll find they are

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:51 pm
by HamCrescendo
There should be toilet paper with poo marks already printed on it, so people keep wiping their arses for hours thinking they've still got a poopy bumhole.


Dragons Den, here I come.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:53 pm
by unlikely
DanRev wrote:There should be toilet paper with poo marks already printed on it, so people keep wiping their arses for hours thinking they've still got a poopy bumhole.


Dragons Den, here I come.
actual lol

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 5:56 pm
by sqwol
That's some funny shit. yes, pun intended.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 6:34 pm
by sinc_vision
I'm sorry, but the last thing i want to do when i'm having a crap is get turned on (although some people do already associate the two things together already). It's bad enough your ass has to touch the toilet seat let alone any other part of your body poking the inside of the bowl!!!!

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 7:16 pm
by djshiva
Image

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:18 pm
by ashley
Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:40 pm
by HamCrescendo
Ashley wrote:Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

AVG is owned by the green goblin! :o

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:44 pm
by ashley
DanRev wrote:
Ashley wrote:Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

AVG is owned by the green goblin! :o
Green Goblin died in Spiderman 1.

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 8:47 pm
by diss04
Ashley wrote:
DanRev wrote:
Ashley wrote:Mr DJ Sinc Vision, for some reason your avatar flags up in AVG as an "unsafe source"

AVG is owned by the green goblin! :o
Green Goblin died in Spiderman 1.
ha pwnd

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 10:32 pm
by three2do1
Ashley wrote:John McCain paper should prove popular.
this is actually a sick idea. You could customise. I'd like to make bog roll with faces of a few people from my work on them.

Would make toilet time so much more fun!

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2008 11:56 pm
by bright maroon
The bathrooms at Silk City in Philidelphia have porn wallpaper..

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