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Was it when Hatcha left a banana skin in the DJ booth at DMZ and Skream slipped over on it and landed on his arse?

Or was it when N-Type went to lean on the bar at Exodus and the barman lifted it up and N-Type fell straight through it? CLASSIC.

How about when someone shouted ''Let's have some dubstep!'' at FWD and Caspa was like: ''Am I bovvered?''

Or what about when Quest and Silkie were put in charge of carrying Mala's piano up some stairs and they kept saying ''To me, to you'' and then Quest dropped his end because a bee landed under his nose and he went cross-eyed for a split-second?

I also liked it when Burial rang my doorbell and then ran around the corner when I opened the door, which was both hilarious and preserved his hidden identity.

Then there's 2562 and his infamous ''fly in a plastic ice-cube'' gag. Whyyy I oughta...!

You know, people often make out that dubstep is a really po-faced, miserable scene where everyone's scowling all the time, but they just don't know about Distance and his custard pies.

It's gotta be that time when Plastician crouched down behind Loefah and then Appleblim pushed him over backwards.

Or when Benga and Coki dressed up as Batman and Robin for Halloween.

gchrist wrote:
Or when Benga and Coki dressed up as Batman and Robin for Halloween.

LOL my gran was literally pissing herself when that happened

Who was at FWD when someone (Benny Ill I'm looking at you!) rang up the bar and asked for a ''D. Khed''? I almost spat jack daniels all over ramadanman's back, I swear.

the skream b2b the whole of croydon on rinse show is a contender. Poax going: "Plastic Ian: a very complex polymer" was next level jokes.

Maybe that time on Streamizm when Kid Cazual put a whoopee cushion on Bert's seat.

Corpsey's one of the funniest things to happen to dubstep

What about on Rinse when Task did a spoof version of Eminem's 'Stan' from the point of view of Stan Collymoore?

ROFLMAO

...or boomnoise freestyling about sweaty baps on this week's show

someone stuck about 3 stickers on my back advertising skreams album at the launch party, AND i never realised till i got home...thats pretty jokes...

definately not the funniest thing though

someone asked me in a set, why i play all drum and bass records at 33

Or when Kode 9 stretched cling film over the Bogs at Black Sheep Bar and Kutz got wee on his shoes.

Corpsey wrote:
Or was it when N-Type went to lean on the bar at Exodus and the barman lifted it up and N-Type fell straight through it? CLASSIC.

hahahaha

Funniest DJ is definately Joker....

deamonds wrote:someone stuck about 3 stickers on my back advertising skreams album at the launch party, AND i never realised till i got home...thats pretty jokes...

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

gchrist wrote:Funniest DJ is definately Joker....

You'd think so, wouldn't you, but I once asked him to tell me a joke and he said ''If I've got 3 oranges in one hand and 5 in the other hand, then what have I got?''

And I said ''I don't know''

And he said ''Mind your own business, man'' and just walked off.

plasticians black sambuca episode, that was jokes...

has to be that time benny ill's Honda wouldn't start and he started beating it with a tree branch

or the time n-type hammered the wrong chandelier out of the ceiling, the look on walsh's face was priceless

nesslei wrote:...or boomnoise freestyling about sweaty baps on this week's show

who's seen the video where he shouts BOOM at the end of every bar, then it ends up him just shouting boom randomly.... that was pretty funny

''don't mention the dubstep warz''