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I once dated a girl who's role model was victoria beckham...

that was interesting..

to say all i was in it for was the sex is an understatement...

edit*apologies for the spelling of experienced

My first one. Still beat myself up about it now.

kins83 wrote:My first one. Still beat myself off about it now.

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Tomity wrote:

kins83 wrote:My first one. Still beat myself off about it now.

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aha, shouldnt laugh, what happened then kins, she a cunty??

deamonds wrote:

Tomity wrote:

kins83 wrote:My first one. Still beat myself off about it now.

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aha, shouldnt laugh, what happened then kins, she a cunty??

Nah mate, she was great (or at least with these rose tinted glasses on anyway). I made a particularly dumb mistake which I'm not going to announce on a public forum. Suffice to say it'll probably haunt me for the rest of my days.

kins83 wrote:

deamonds wrote:

Tomity wrote:

kins83 wrote:My first one. Still beat myself off about it now.

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aha, shouldnt laugh, what happened then kins, she a cunty??

I made a particularly dumb mistake which I'm not going to announce on a public forum. Suffice to say it'll probably haunt me for the rest of my days.

You're supposed to use lube the first time around, otherwise the brown stains won't wash out for ages!

sometimes it's the one i have with myself, but most of the time it's the one i have with my credit card issuer..... it's all take take take, just for a quick thrill

Hmmm...
the power-tripping, nympho hypochondriac hanging over a hole
or the ritually-abused psycho-in-hiding that ended up in a wheelchair.

It's a toss up.
But then I love 'em peculiar.

worse relationship is not having one












i'm so wonley, oh so wonley.

but naw, probssssss one I had with this girl few years back whilst i was a wee lad at school - she was just an attention grabbing kinda girl and we didnt get on very well.

With the scattiest bitch in the land..

Peeps told me not to but I did and realised why no one else did..

With a girl that moved away to china, came back and ALL her mates had moved away to uni, she didnt like my friends so didnt want to come out with me when i was with them so instead whinged incessantly at me to spend more time with just me and her, phoned me about 15-20 times a day with nothing to say just chatting pure bollocks, moved into my house when my parents went away for 3 weeks and just sat about moaning at me for smoking weed.

I have never hit a girl before but fuck me....

Was a total sex addict too, it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.

jackieboi wrote: it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.

HAHAHAHAHA...

Haha thats dank ..

jackieboi wrote: it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.

She turned you into a woman?

i had a psycho once she was a rite miserable bitch.

Boofenstein wrote:

jackieboi wrote: it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.

She turned you into a woman?

She also started fucking me one night when i was absolutely paraletic ko'd in bed.

I felt raped....

jackieboi wrote:

Boofenstein wrote:

jackieboi wrote: it got to the point i'd actually fake cumming just to get a bit of peace and quiet.

She turned you into a woman?

She also started fucking me one night when i was absolutely paraletic ko'd in bed.

I felt raped....

I think you win Grim Relationship Of The Year Award mate