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Office Secret Santa
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:53 am
by LEQ
Anyone else got to sort out a work secret santa?
£5 budget for a bloke who works in the warehouse I hardly know. Suggestions?
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 9:58 am
by yooamatwa
Just had to do this... £2 though. Which is probably easier because you can buy any old shit.
Beer...has to be beer... £5 get a couple of bottles of imported stuff.. put it in a nice xmas bag.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:01 am
by manray
Yeah same here. Just buy something crap and generic. Book from a bargin bin or something shit.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:02 am
by gwa
I have it and the woman I have got is really fit. She's always asking what music I'm into and seems like she takes a genuine interest. Course I got her burials album. I'm well gonna shag her.p
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:12 am
by elbe
Fuck it, it’s secret right?
Get him nothing, then take pleasure in the look of dejection and depression that agonisingly crawls across his face as he realises nobody cares.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:34 am
by manray
gwa wrote:I have it and the woman I have got is really fit. She's always asking what music I'm into and seems like she takes a genuine interest. Course I got her burials album. I'm well gonna shag her.p
Oh yeah... move in for the kill bro it's Christmas. It's when the single girls get all lonely. Ask her out for a Christmas drink... surely she won't say no ?
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:38 am
by gwa
She's engaged and getting married Next year. I ducking would tho. She is chhhghhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnng
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 10:43 am
by manray
gwa wrote:She's engaged and getting married Next year. I ducking would tho. She is chhhghhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnng
Damn shame that.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:01 am
by did
gwa wrote:She's engaged and getting married Next year. I ducking would tho. She is chhhghhhhhhhhuuuuuuunnnnnnng
be like 'oy. mate. my gash.'
works most times.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:06 am
by pdomino
Mate got a portable boob
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:07 am
by dubluke
buy him 500 sherbet sticks
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:11 am
by yooamatwa
I got an origami set... so some paper
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:11 am
by funky stanton
Buy him a cigar
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:14 am
by LEQ
Funky Stanton wrote:Buy him a cigar
LOL.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 11:43 am
by deeps
Old Spice or Brut would be funny.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 12:33 pm
by nesslei
i still don't even know what £5 should reasonably get you in this city so i'm afraid i can't help here.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 1:36 pm
by manray
nesslei wrote:i still don't even know what £5 should reasonably get you in this city so i'm afraid i can't help here.
Absolutely fuck all... not even a day travel card hahaha.
I just got a novelty christmas mug for £6.
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:07 pm
by farman
pre rolled fat spliff
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:24 pm
by swomp
I got someone a set of shot glasses...
Though, my mate who had got made redundant was leaving a few days after they exchanged secret santa presents, and had one of the directors.
He bought her a Hamster. I couldn't stop creasing!
Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 2:33 pm
by manray
swamp wrote:I got someone a set of shot glasses...
Though, my mate who had got made redundant was leaving a few days after they exchanged secret santa presents, and had one of the directors.
He bought her a Hamster. I couldn't stop creasing!
Hahahha that one is deep. Have to remember that one but I'm thinking a bit deeper here. Get a dead rat and put it in the cage? Or a dead rabbit or something. Would be sick to open that rotting thing in there. Surely someone would have to get fired over that one haha.