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calling in sick to work [mp3s] [very funny]

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:11 pm
by sek [espionage]
So I'm a sales manager at an office in mid town Toronto.
I work with a guy called Tom. Tom's one of our top reps but has been moving into the realm of buying property lately and is losing interest in working for our company at a rapid rate.

Here are a collection of messages left by Tom on our office admin's (Paul) voice mail inbox.

Listen in order! Very funny stuff!

Tom Late - Kittens
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_kittens.mp3

Tom Late - More Kittens
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_kittens_2.mp3

Tom Late - No Reason
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_foot_puke.mp3

Tom Late - Very Drunk
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_drunk_rock_on.mp3

Tom Late - Same day as very drunk, a few ours later..
http://subtrac.info/tomcalls/tom_hungover.mp3

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:23 pm
by shonky
Remember having a bit of a binge earlier this year and rang in at about 9 to lie and say that I'd been up looking after a mate that was going through a bit of a bad time, and said I'd take it as a holiday, but they let me take it as a day sick.

A few days later, they asked me how he was, and said he was cool, and said that I needed to get some luckier mates. Then got loads of shit for lacking empathy towards my made up friend.

Was chuckling about that for a while I can tell ya.

If they gave you 4 months holiday a year, I think people wouldn't have to be so dishonest - majority of work's bullshit for the majority of people, so what do they expect

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:40 pm
by misskatiemo
lmao these are hilarious - waht a knob!

even funnier, the person laughing in the background

quality! :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 5:49 pm
by kion
and I thought my excuses were poor recently :lol:

Posted: Fri Sep 15, 2006 8:34 pm
by sek [espionage]
misskatiemo wrote:
even funnier, the person laughing in the background
ha, thats me..

Posted: Sat Sep 16, 2006 7:45 am
by djshiva
OMFG these are hilarious!!!