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Lads... a question about your uretha
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:23 pm
by reverend dale
Have you ever had anything pushed up there, such as a cotton tip by a nurse? Because believe you me, you don't want to... AAAHHH! And no, they didn't use lube. They also took a swap from my barse, each nostril and throat to check for MRSA.
Fucking hell. Given the choice between shoving a cotton bud up my cock and being anally raped with a rusty spoon, I'd go for the rape.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:31 pm
by ch3
What do you think these are for?
Description: Hegar sounds are fun.
If you're looking at this, you probably have at least a vague idea of that... This set contains 8 double ended sounds, ranging from 1mm (about 1/25th") right up to 16mm (about 5/8"). They're packaged in a zippered pleather case.
You may want to consider Xylocaine Jelly (in our anesthetics section) if you're just getting into sounding.
...oh, and if you haven't figured it out yet, you push these in your pee-hole and it feels good... Finally, it goes without saying that these MAY NOT BE RETURNED!
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:35 pm
by reverend dale
No! If you're a fit bird you can stick a tongue or a finger up my arse but nothing goes up my dick hole, no sir!
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:36 pm
by Dead Rats
When you go to an STD clinic, they put a cotton bud up your japs eye, innit?
Fucking cains...or so I'm told ¬_¬
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:41 pm
by ch3
Haha, just saying some people seem to find it fun. The thought of it makes me shiver. And I don't even have a dick.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:41 pm
by Coppola
Dead Rats wrote:
Fucking cains...or so I'm told ¬_¬
Told by your cock?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:47 pm
by did
Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:48 pm
by reverend dale
ch3 wrote:Haha, just saying some people seem to find it fun. The thought of it makes me shiver. And I don't even have a dick.
You still have an urethra though and I am sure the sensation isn't that much different.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 5:49 pm
by reverend dale
DID wrote:Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
See I didn't even know about that and just reading the words "1 guy 1 screwdriver" makes me grimace and hit you in the face for putting the mental picture and feeling in my head.
You horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE PERSON.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 9:55 pm
by Coppola
kids in a sandbox
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:01 pm
by sigbowls
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:12 pm
by leftdub
DID wrote:Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
Similar to 1 guy 1 carrot I assume?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:13 pm
by magma
An old teacher once told us that a middle ages cure for certain venereal diseases was to insert a glass tube into the urethra and then smash the fuck out of your johnson with a hammer, shattering the glass, popping any ulcers and allowing you to expell everything in a mixture of blood, puss, piss and broken glass.
I've no idea how true it is, but I pretty much decided to always have a condom on me from that moment onwards.
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:26 pm
by missedthebus
Reverend Dale wrote:DID wrote:Take it noone's seen 1 guy 1 screwdriver?
See I didn't even know about that and just reading the words "1 guy 1 screwdriver" makes me grimace and hit you in the face for putting the mental picture and feeling in my head.
You horrible, horrible, HORRIBLE PERSON.
+1
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:32 pm
by kay
Magma wrote:An old teacher once told us that a middle ages cure for certain venereal diseases was to insert a glass tube into the urethra and then smash the fuck out of your johnson with a hammer, shattering the glass, popping any ulcers and allowing you to expell everything in a mixture of blood, puss, piss and broken glass.
I've no idea how true it is, but I pretty much decided to always have a condom on me from that moment onwards.
Should become part of the curriculum?
Posted: Thu Jun 04, 2009 11:28 pm
by fused_forces
Dead Rats wrote:When you go to an STD clinic, they put a cotton bud up your japs eye, innit?
Fucking cains...or so I'm told ¬_¬
Aint as bad as ya think man.
Trust me im an std master lol.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:41 am
by reverend dale
Fused Forces wrote:
Trust me im an std master lol.
You have AIDS?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:42 am
by capdown
Fused Forces wrote:
Trust me im an std master lol.
... can I be you?
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:45 am
by ST100
Reverend Dale wrote:If you're a fit bird you can stick a tongue or a finger up my arse...
Alright................
No.
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2009 12:45 am
by reverend dale
"trust me I am a rapist"
