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the really badly made up jokes thread
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:01 pm
by feasible_weasel
the way it works
i make a joke now,and leave a word for the next person,then they have to use that word to make a joke,then they leave and word and so on and so on..
why do women with big vaginas win races??
because they are always come Fist Place
midget.......
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:09 pm
by Pada
Did you hear about the midget who got pick pick pocketed?
I didn't think anybody could stoop that low!
its not made up though... so i kinda spoilt your thread.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:23 pm
by incnic
how do u make a whore moan
kick her in the tnuc
opps wrong thread
:abort thread:
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:29 pm
by feasible_weasel
adisize wrote:Did you hear about the midget who got pick pick pocketed?
I didn't think anybody could stoop that low!
its not made up though... so i kinda spoilt your thread.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:55 pm
by miscreant
what do you call a blind cripple?
whatever the fuck you want
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:57 pm
by casual-p
whats big on the austrian music scene at the moment?
underground house.
bang
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:00 pm
by ST100
MiscreanT wrote:what do you call a blind cripple?
whatever the fuck you want
wouldn't that work better if it were:
"what do you call a deaf cripple"?
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 7:17 pm
by miscreant
mattron wrote:MiscreanT wrote:what do you call a blind cripple?
whatever the fuck you want
wouldn't that work better if it were:
"what do you call a deaf cripple"?
touché
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:25 pm
by feasible_weasel
what do u call a dinosuar holding a camera
a tranatourist rex
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:35 pm
by hurlingdervish
not to be confused with a trannysaurus rex
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:47 pm
by feasible_weasel
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:49 pm
by feasible_weasel
what do u call a angry bread roll
a crossont
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 8:54 pm
by feasible_weasel
how did bruce lee like his bath water??
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaarm
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:24 pm
by miscreant
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:34 pm
by HamCrescendo
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 9:43 pm
by feasible_weasel
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:49 pm
by dutty_switch
What's the definition of self-destructive?
An epileptic leper.
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2009 10:58 pm
by feasible_weasel
Dutty_Switch wrote:What's the definition of self-destructive?
An epileptic leper.
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:33 am
by pk-
what do you call a scottish buffalo with short hair in front of the queen
annie lennox
a kneelin ox, geddit?
Posted: Thu Jun 11, 2009 11:43 am
by wobwob
feasible_weasel wrote:how did bruce lee like his bath water??
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaarm
following the bruce lee joke..
whats bruce lee's favorite drink?
WAAATAAR