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Is it illegal to post human faeces to someone?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:32 am
by __________
I heard about http://www.sendaturd.co.uk but the site is down, which has done nothing but fuel my curiosity.

Is it legal?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:34 am
by the acid never lies
Well... apparently you can give somebody crabs

http://www.revengecrabs.com/

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:22 am
by missedthebus
hahahahahaahahahahaaa!!!

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:29 am
by magma
The Acid Never Lies wrote:Well... apparently you can give somebody crabs

http://www.revengecrabs.com/
:lol: 8)

Re: Is it illegal to post human faeces to someone?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 11:03 am
by DZA
£10 Bag wrote:I heard about http://www.sendaturd.co.uk but the site is down, which has done nothing but fuel my curiosity.

Is it legal?
AHAHAH wtf

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:05 pm
by __________
someone must know?!
I've been fully up for posting someone a fat log for ages, but I've been putting it off because I presumed it's pretty illegal, SURELY?

why is the website down? are there any other similar professional turd sending services?
I heard it's expensive (£20 - £30) to send a turd to someone (although you do get to pick what type of turd) which made me think I should register www.sendacheapturd.com

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 12:23 pm
by DZA
Why do you want to send someone a shit n why dont you do it yaself?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:16 pm
by chester perry
Apparently the Queen on average gets 2 turds sent to her a week, all i want to know is who is sending the other one?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:24 pm
by miscreant
Chester Perry wrote:Apparently the Queen on average gets 2 turds sent to her a week, all i want to know is who is sending the other one?
teeheehee

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:32 pm
by __________
Chester Perry wrote:Apparently the Queen on average gets 2 turds sent to her a week, all i want to know is who is sending the other one?
Viz. top tips. :D

where are all the law people at? IS IT LEGAL?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:06 pm
by pdomino

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:54 pm
by Shae
I always thought it was post-a-poo.com?

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:01 pm
by reverend dale
They'd be able to do you for something I would have thought:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/hamp ... 437980.stm

I used to live in Portsmouth and a friend who worked at the post office had to submit a DNA sample when they were investigating this case as he sent parcels of shit amongst other things.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:16 pm
by kay
I'd guess that it's about as illegal as, say, taking a dump on someone's front door?

Also, it's only a problem if they take offense :D

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 7:20 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
plant cress in their carpet or leave prawns behind furniture

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:45 pm
by brass monkey
i remember my freind telling me this story about how this guys ex wife stitched tiny fish into the hem of his curtains after they divorced. The guy obviously didnt know what the smell was after months of living with it so he moved house and took the curtains with him and they smell stayed!


i jsut read that and it really isnt that funny, it was funny in my head alright

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:55 pm
by Coppola
apparently an addressed piece of toast has to still be delivered by the royal mail.

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:55 pm
by the acid never lies
Neurotik wrote:
The Acid Never Lies wrote:Well... apparently you can give somebody crabs

http://www.revengecrabs.com/
Ahh i want to see this for humour purposes but i'm afraid it might send me into another parasite fear induced seizsure :(
don't worry you don't actually see the little critters!

Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:05 pm
by missedthebus
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.htm ... page_id=34
www.postapoo.com... A Scottish company has been condemned for inviting customers to 'send a poo' to an Englishman on St George's Day.

Edinburgh-based firm PostaPoo.com is selling plastic 'realistic poo' to send to 'your favourite (or least favourite) Englishman' to mark April 23....

...The website boasts that tests show 18 out of 20 people think the product is real at first sight and points out that it is legal to send unsolicited mail.

While it is illegal to send real excrement, the product is plastic and therefore not against the law, the company claimed...

Send em crabs instead :wink: