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Ok, so does anyone here like phone sex? It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! Be honest! If you haven't tried, now the time!

[quote="DJ Ill Kid 505"] It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! quote]




And to answer your question.... NO! the real thing is the way forward

Not for me, no thanks. Having sex with phones is boring, and cuts your dick up something good. Also, the games up if someone calls you halfway through it and heres the sound of skin-slapping-against-plastic.

I prefer lampshade sex.

2 quick 4 me ratso.

Dead Rats wrote:Not for me, no thanks. Having sex with phones is boring, and cuts your dick up something good. Also, the games up if someone calls you halfway through it and heres the sound of skin-slapping-against-plastic.

I prefer lampshade sex.

Really? Ill try it. Have you ever put your balls on the toaster?

I always cum before I actually get through to a real person...I dont have premature ejaculation but it costs a fortune and im cheap.

Nah, to be honest I have a girlfriend, a list of ladies on my phone and the internet so I dont see much point of spending moeny on phone sex.

I phoned them a few times as a kid im not gonna lie but i just giggled. Its difficult to get a hard-on when you are about 10 and have your best mate sitting next to you...

SD5 wrote:I've tried
but the phone's too small

(not bragging mind)

Get a bigger phone. That Zack Morris Brick phone.

FAUST.DTC wrote:Its difficult to get a hard-on when you are about 10 and have your best mate sitting next to you...

hahaaaa

Don't see the point to be honest, doesnt feel as good and you will regret it when you get the phone bill

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:Ok, so does anyone here like phone sex? It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! Be honest! If you haven't tried, now the time!

You have sex with your phone?

metalboxproducts wrote:

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote:Ok, so does anyone here like phone sex? It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close! Be honest! If you haven't tried, now the time!

You have sex with your phone?

Yes

Shame CAshley Cole doesnt pop on here, he could tell a few stories.

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote: It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close!

You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah I have whacked one out whilst the missus has spoke dirty to me and it felt like having a wank with me cock in one hand and me phone in the other.

Reverend Dale wrote:

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote: It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close!

You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah I have whacked one out whilst the missus has spoke dirty to me and it felt like having a wank with me cock in one hand and me phone in the other.

Remember when you phoned up work thinking it was me and left that filthy voice mail

Sick Cat wrote:

Reverend Dale wrote:

DJ Ill Kid 505 wrote: It's not as good as the real thing but it's pretty close!

You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing. Yeah I have whacked one out whilst the missus has spoke dirty to me and it felt like having a wank with me cock in one hand and me phone in the other.

Remember when you phoned up work thinking it was me and left that filthy voice mail

hahahahaha!! how did your boss react?

I was on nights so there was only two of us on the ward, wasn't as embarrassing as it could have been. Still funny, "tek ya knickers off, pet"

Reverend Dale wrote: You've either had some really bad shags or you've never had sex because it's nothing like the real thing.

Basically what I wanted to say

I said I didnt but I was thinking of one of those premium phone lines...but if we are talking people we actually know then yes, pretty regularly (when the girlfriend isnt over ). I also like to swap pictures...im a naughty boy...

FAUST.DTC wrote:I said I didnt but I was thinking of one of those premium phone lines...but if we are talking people we actually know then yes, pretty regularly (when the girlfriend isnt over ). I also like to swap pictures...im a naughty boy...

He's got a fit blonde bird with massive tits and he's still playing the game.

Dead Rats wrote:

FAUST.DTC wrote:I said I didnt but I was thinking of one of those premium phone lines...but if we are talking people we actually know then yes, pretty regularly (when the girlfriend isnt over ). I also like to swap pictures...im a naughty boy...

He's got a fit blonde bird with massive tits and he's still playing the game.

You would have thought I would have learnt my lesson from past relationships but old habits die hard im afraid.

I know my misbehaviour is gonna make her leave me one day, ive already broke her heart twice but I just cant seem to help myself.

We have come to a deal though, I can look but i cant flirt or touch. Problem is the more I look the more I want to touch.

I guess I should learn to be gretaful for what I have...

While I don't have a fit blonde bird with massive tits as a bird, I often think that I should count my blessings as well and aim for a stable relationship. Maybe cut down on the drinking. Cut down on the other shit. Sort myself out. Calm down... I say that to myself every Monday...


And then Saturday night comes around and it's all out the window.