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In a fight to the death...
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:51 pm
by futures_untold
In a fight to the death, who's gunna walk away laughing?
Chuck Norris is the hardest man ever, has a beard (which is manly) and is a dab hand at kung fu...
Chopper has fuckloads of tattoos, has a tash and cut off his own ears. Quote when stabbed "It's a bit early in the morning for kung fu innit Jim?)
Mr T Has a beard and a mohawk. Voted the hardest bouncer ever. Quote when asked for his prediction for an upcoming fight. "PAIN..."
Crocodile Dundee dry shaves with a bowie knife and can stare rottweilers into submission.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:52 pm
by djelements
Mr. T hands down.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:52 pm
by DZA
Chuck (DZA) Norris standard end thread
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:54 pm
by mickledan
pfft chop chop did more damage to himself than any one else ever managed
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 5:56 pm
by futures_untold
MickleDan wrote:pfft chop chop did more damage to himself than any one else ever managed
Maybe, but he still lives to tell the tale!
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:14 pm
by bandshell
Chopper.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:38 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:44 pm
by frodo
Chopper.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:50 pm
by djelements
Yeah, I take mine back, put one down for Chopper and take on away from Mr T.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:02 pm
by don utland
Norris
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:05 pm
by sigbowls
chuck and chopper are a tie
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:07 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
u guys r dumb
norris would merk anyone
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 7:16 pm
by alfie
the correct answer to these polls is always 'a honey badger'
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:01 pm
by magma
It's clearly Chuck fucking Norris. Didn't Mr T start being a priest or something? He'll probably just pray for anyone that steps on his toes these days...
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm
by DZA
Neurotik wrote:In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
AHAHAHAHAH
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:11 pm
by diss04
Jack Bauer.
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:13 pm
by futures_untold
Yeah, but old Chop Chops would take all the kung fu Chuck could throw at him and make his come back "Bit early in the morning for kung fu innit Chuck?"
Then he'd probably say something like, "well, how about this for a giggle" before shooting Chuck in the face with a shotgun......
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:19 pm
by dubfama
chopper reid no questions..
Posted: Tue Jul 07, 2009 8:23 pm
by Pistonsbeneath
two people think mick dundee would win
