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Crystal Maze or Fort Boyard?
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:14 pm
by bandshell
Cystal Maze is the one! (when Richard O Brian presented it)
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:20 pm
by kingldub
Crystal Maze, again with Richard O Brain.
That Ed Chewed A Pole can fuck right off.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm
by bandshell
Richard O Brain
Wish that was his actual name.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:30 pm
by HamCrescendo
Which one was the bald one?
Fort Boyard had more tits on it though. Crystal Maze just had questionable haircuts.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:33 pm
by kingldub
bandshell wrote:Richard O Brain
Wish that was his actual name.
Lol sorry, typo.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:39 pm
by DZA
Cystal Maze standard
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:49 pm
by bandshell
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:32 pm
by canby
yeah crystal maze standardly, the tits were the only thing that was keeping Fort Boyard afloat *ahmmmm*
i used to watch the french version when i went on holiday, just the same as the english version just with a french presenter and less tits, shame.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:40 pm
by bandshell
Canby, did you take your name from "The Phantom Tollbooth"?
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:40 pm
by magma
Fort Boyard was shit.
Crystal Maze was fucking awesome.
Melinda Messenger is overrated wastegash.
Ed Tudor Pole is a tnuc.
The End.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm
by Dead Rats
Magma wrote:Fort Boyard was shit.
Crystal Maze was fucking awesome.
Richard O' Brian is a hard, pipe-hittin' ******.
Melinda Messenger is overrated wastegash.
Ed Tudor Pole is a tnuc.
The End.
Fixed for...relatively close accuracy. I don't think Richard O' Brian is
that successful.
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm
by cityzen
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:46 pm
by Coppola
Never heard of Fort Boyard in my life.
The Raven ftw

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:50 pm
by bandshell
lmao raven
You just know he goes around in costume all the time, goes into asda and can't reach the shelf with the porn on it so he approaches a staff member.
"hello, young warrior, wouldst thou be able to help me on my quest for pleasures most sensual?"
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:17 pm
by the acid never lies
Why bother? Honestly, why what makes you think this is a fair contest? It's like putting a parkinsons ridden Mohammed Ali against a dead cockroach. O Brian makes me all nostalgic... that music is and always will be burnt into my subconscious until the day alzheimers has taken hold and its the ONLY thing I can remember
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:21 pm
by faust.dtc
bandshell wrote:lmao raven
You just know he goes around in costume all the time, goes into asda and can't reach the shelf with the porn on it so he approaches a staff member.
"hello, young warrior, wouldst thou be able to help me on my quest for pleasures most sensual?"
Crystal Maze FTW
Come on, own up, who clicked Fort Boyard?
Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:25 pm
by djake
crystal maze is amazing!!!!
watch repeats of this on the regular with my dad lol

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:10 am
by dubfama
theres no competition
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:50 am
by fork
CityZen wrote:Crystal Maze each and every! Big up challenge tv!
This!
Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:03 am
by Dead Rats
fork46 wrote:CityZen wrote:Crystal Maze each and every! Big up challenge tv!
This!
Yes!
Any Keshi-heads in this thread?

I can't get enough of that shit.