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Crystal Maze or Fort Boyard?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:14 pm
by bandshell
Cystal Maze is the one! (when Richard O Brian presented it)

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:20 pm
by kingldub
Crystal Maze, again with Richard O Brain.

That Ed Chewed A Pole can fuck right off.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:26 pm
by bandshell
Richard O Brain :lol:

Wish that was his actual name.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:30 pm
by HamCrescendo
Which one was the bald one?




Fort Boyard had more tits on it though. Crystal Maze just had questionable haircuts.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:33 pm
by kingldub
bandshell wrote:Richard O Brain :lol:

Wish that was his actual name.
Lol sorry, typo.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:39 pm
by DZA
Cystal Maze standard

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:49 pm
by bandshell
DanRev wrote:Which one was the bald one?




Fort Boyard had more tits on it though. Crystal Maze just had questionable haircuts.
Bald one is Richard O brian

Image

although Boyard had Melinda Messenger :P :P :P :twisted: :twisted:

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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:32 pm
by canby
yeah crystal maze standardly, the tits were the only thing that was keeping Fort Boyard afloat *ahmmmm*
i used to watch the french version when i went on holiday, just the same as the english version just with a french presenter and less tits, shame.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:40 pm
by bandshell
Canby, did you take your name from "The Phantom Tollbooth"?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:40 pm
by magma
Fort Boyard was shit.

Crystal Maze was fucking awesome.

Melinda Messenger is overrated wastegash.

Ed Tudor Pole is a tnuc.

The End.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm
by Dead Rats
Magma wrote:Fort Boyard was shit.

Crystal Maze was fucking awesome.

Richard O' Brian is a hard, pipe-hittin' ******.

Melinda Messenger is overrated wastegash.

Ed Tudor Pole is a tnuc.

The End.
Fixed for...relatively close accuracy. I don't think Richard O' Brian is that successful.

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:44 pm
by cityzen
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:46 pm
by Coppola
Never heard of Fort Boyard in my life.

The Raven ftw 8)

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:50 pm
by bandshell
lmao raven

You just know he goes around in costume all the time, goes into asda and can't reach the shelf with the porn on it so he approaches a staff member.

"hello, young warrior, wouldst thou be able to help me on my quest for pleasures most sensual?"

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:17 pm
by the acid never lies
Why bother? Honestly, why what makes you think this is a fair contest? It's like putting a parkinsons ridden Mohammed Ali against a dead cockroach. O Brian makes me all nostalgic... that music is and always will be burnt into my subconscious until the day alzheimers has taken hold and its the ONLY thing I can remember

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:21 pm
by faust.dtc
bandshell wrote:lmao raven

You just know he goes around in costume all the time, goes into asda and can't reach the shelf with the porn on it so he approaches a staff member.

"hello, young warrior, wouldst thou be able to help me on my quest for pleasures most sensual?"
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Crystal Maze FTW

Come on, own up, who clicked Fort Boyard?

Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:25 pm
by djake
crystal maze is amazing!!!!

watch repeats of this on the regular with my dad lol

:lol:

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 12:10 am
by dubfama
theres no competition

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:50 am
by fork
CityZen wrote:Crystal Maze each and every! Big up challenge tv!
This!

Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 11:03 am
by Dead Rats
fork46 wrote:
CityZen wrote:Crystal Maze each and every! Big up challenge tv!
This!
Yes!


Any Keshi-heads in this thread? :twisted: I can't get enough of that shit.