Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:56 am
thats gold. laughed my ass off
thats gold. laughed my ass off
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thats gold. laughed my ass off
Re: CyberSex.....
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:29 am
Neurotik wrote:C-Dub: So you're still in the bathroom?
C-Dub: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyLaura1: wtf?
DirtyLaura1: You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyLaura1: Fuk
epicness, i lol'ed at this bit
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:50 am
lmfao
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:56 am
This is the funniest shit ive seen in agessss
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 8:25 am
good old blood ninja 
he should have his own tv show
he should have his own tv show
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:42 am
Hahahaha, wicked
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 11:05 am
lolzor at rhinoceros & japanese schoolgirl... this guy is legendary
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 12:46 pm
There are many questions to which the answer is obviously an immediate and definite "NO".Kati69: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
(pause)
C-Dub: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my spinach... Sexily.
"Wanna cyber?" appears to be one such question.
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 1:03 pm
Guess nobody else knew he was blood ninja?boomstix wrote:good old blood ninja
he should have his own tv show
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 7:07 pm
Hilarious.
Re: CyberSex.....
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:32 pm
Neurotik wrote: DirtyLaura1: So you're at my front door now.
C-Dub: How did you know?
C-Dub: I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down on your coffee table.
C-Dub: Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a pizza oven.
DirtyLaura1: Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet and cold. Warm me up baby
C-Dub: So you're still in the bathroom?
C-Dub: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstasy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyLaura1: wtf?
DirtyLaura1: You perverted piece of shiat
DirtyLaura1: Fuk
Some more i found on here too: http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
sounds like she should have ordered big sausage pizza!
nsfw
http://www.littlemidgets.com/freesites/ ... za/hollie/
opps meant to link
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:37 pm
in before the delete/lock
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:37 pm
Boom! Banned!
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:39 pm
the whole forum is nsfw anyway...NilsFG wrote:Boom! Banned!
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:39 pm
that's BloodNinja mate, absolute genius
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
"I put on my robe and wizard hat"
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:42 pm
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:46 pm
Yeah but I thought porn was prohibited.mikey g wrote:the whole forum is nsfw anyway...NilsFG wrote:Boom! Banned!
Anyway nothing wrong with a dickpizza
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2009 9:47 pm
it might have been alittle crude but whats a lil comedy porn amongst friendsNilsFG wrote:Yeah but I thought porn was prohibited.mikey g wrote:the whole forum is nsfw anyway...NilsFG wrote:Boom! Banned!
Anyway nothing wrong with a dickpizza