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obIwan wrote:Women want the moon on a stick, apart from Gillian McKeith, she wants something else on a stick or people not to have sticky shit, I forget.

Haven't heard that term since Richard Herring used it on Fist of Fun

As for Gillian



and from a different angle



Uncanny isn't it????

i havent had Pho in a long time, and thats too bad, because its so good.

Staying up until 6 in the morn will ultimately prove unproductive in meeting academic deadlines.

Keeping it 'on topic', 3 poo`s a day is healthy !

Pooing and then wiping, and then looking at what you wiped, realising there is nothing there, and then wondering what the fuck you wiped for, but sub conciously knowing next time you might meet actually need to wipe.

That E-40, even without a tooth in his mouth or a dime to his name still can infact lift your boots, Much like a crane.

Something i observed today,
Why is it called a pair of trousers (PLURAL) when it is a singular item of clothing? I know your gonna say coz it has 2 legs but a shirt has two sleeves and its a shirt not a shirts... i lay awake sometimes.

TUNNIDGE wrote:Something i observed today,
Why is it called a pair of trousers (PLURAL) when it is a singular item of clothing? I know your gonna say coz it has 2 legs but a shirt has two sleeves and its a shirt not a shirts... i lay awake sometimes.

Here's a (slightly) similar observation ... a while ago an Italian chum of mine asked me 'More than one tooth is called teeth isn't it?'. I confirmed that this is indeed the case. He said 'So why is it called a toothbrush? It should be a teethbrush.'

He's got a point

similarly, why "a pair of panties" when it's really just a panty? shirley a bit absurd.

hera wrote:similarly, why "a pair of panties" when it's really just a panty? shirley a bit absurd.

cause it has two leg holes mebbe ....idk

paolo wrote:
Here's a (slightly) similar observation ... a while ago an Italian chum of mine asked me 'More than one tooth is called teeth isn't it?'. I confirmed that this is indeed the case. He said 'So why is it called a toothbrush? It should be a teethbrush.'
He's got a point

one tooth at a time

the gummi bears in the small bag, taste better than the gummi bears in the big bag, and their both the same brand.

why does everyone with a blackberry have the same ring tone?

ice beers are harder quicker. ive observed it.

kins83 wrote:

unlikely wrote:

paolo wrote:I was woken up at about 7 o'clock this morning by a massive fucking bumble bee buzzing around my room. My door and windows were shut so I have no idea how the stripy bastard got in

bumblebees are curious and mystical creatures, capable of many wonders

I heard they can teleport at will...

I love bumlebees they have that deep buzzing sound bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

clocks going forwards/backards is a joke. only good for getting disorganised people (like me) to miss their bus.

£10 Bag wrote:clocks going forwards/backards is a joke. only good for getting disorganised people (like me) to miss their bus.

ive hit my snooze button more times this week than i have in my lifetime still trying to readjust the old body clock

paolo wrote:
Here's a (slightly) similar observation ... a while ago an Italian chum of mine asked me 'More than one tooth is called teeth isn't it?'. I confirmed that this is indeed the case. He said 'So why is it called a toothbrush? It should be a teethbrush.'

He's got a point

Yeah, and any other kind of brush really....except maybe paint.

Why is your hair called 'hair' when its made up of hairS

1.\ we need i.q based sterilisation bombs.
2.\ the bus always comes as soon as you light a cigarette.
3.\ busdrivers are a sub race of humanity that feed on dissapointment.
4.\ its almost impossible to start a fight with a bus driver,they just wont get out their box.
5.\ i get too many busses.