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Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:28 am
by Phigure
gwa wrote:i've snapped my banjo string like 4x in past few months.
im gonna go ahead and guess thats not normal
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:31 am
by gwa
nah i just kept getting drunk and fucking another girl at the weekend without letting it heal.
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:33 am
by Electric_Head
That's what he gets for being a sexual deviant.
Who has sex with a banjo ffs.
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 7:35 am
by wub
Electric_Head wrote:That's what he gets for being a sexual deviant.
Who has sex with a banjo ffs.

Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:30 am
by particle-jim
I'm in a
very long distance relationship so the last time for me was in early April when my gf was last here, I'm flying out to see her in a couple of weeks though

Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:41 am
by hutyluty
gwa wrote:nah i just kept getting drunk and fucking another girl at the weekend without letting it heal.
maybe you should write it down on your hand or something so you dont forget.
lol wtf how do you forget that 4 times??
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:57 am
by gwa
pain goes out of the window when you're pissed.
then you're all like 'yeaaaa sorry love'
it might be fixed now, i dunno.
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:07 am
by PinUp
I don't really do period sex unless it's in the shower, the sight of lots of blood creeps me out.
I once went to a party with a few mates and one guy vanished pretty early on, we met up with him the next morning and he wouldn't shut up about all the dirty stuff he did with this girl he had met, going down on her, anal fingering the whole shebang. It was only then that another guy asked him why he had blood on his neck, he just replied "oh yeah she was on her period." Who voluntarily goes down on a girl who's on the rag??????
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:13 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
not me, thats for sure....
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:31 pm
by syrup

big up this thread
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 8:55 pm
by ehbes
Kochari wrote:about 30 minutes ago
!!chea
Yeah but was it std girl?
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 9:16 pm
by Pedro Sánchez
Nevalo wrote:its long, but i'll try the short version.
late night, im bout to beat it up... girl pipes up saying she wants to sit on my face, all good.
start doing my thing, thinking "wow, girl is well wet today"
phone starts to ring, throw her off for a minute to reach over & decline the call (and put it on silent)
its dark, i lean over looking down on my phone, a single drop of blood drops from my face & falls onto the screen.
i jump the fuck up, turn on the light & look in the mirror.... MY ENTIRE FACE IS COVERED IN BLOOD, and its everywhere, on my chest, arms, all over my sheets.
never seen my penis get so flaccid so quickly. had to run to the bathroom to wash that shit off, cbf with the vanity, so i jumped in the shower.
it was the pain bruv. she fucked up the #base.

Mate that urban tale has been doing the rounds for years.
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:02 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
if only it was an urban tale

Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:06 pm
by Molzie
should have sprayed some neverwet on your face
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 10:08 pm
by Sexual_Chocolate
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:33 pm
by Gewze
Molzie wrote:should have sprayed some neverwet on your face

Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Thu Jun 20, 2013 11:52 pm
by ehbes
Gonna be getting some next week

Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:01 am
by dickman69
wtf this is about the last time you got some not the next time youll get some
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:03 am
by skimpi
ehbrums1 wrote:Gonna be getting some next week

some neverwet?
Re: when was the last time you got some
Posted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:54 am
by BonerJams04
ehbes plans his jerkoff sessions in advance
dont make fun of him, hes a busy guy