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JESUS garethom you went to a fucked up school

oh and btw what's your profile pic?

I think it's Abu Hamza in sunglasses and a christmas hat... am i right?

There was this one kid, called Colin, who was a short-arse, shrunken version of Steve Carrell minus any charisma. He rarely ever ever said a word, I head him squeak "hey" once to his equally weird mates. Anyway, the kid caught a lot of flack for never speaking but his sister was the opposite. Proper stunning brunette like 2 years above us. One day, a mate launches a rancid salmon mayo sandwich at Colin and his sister goes TITS. The guy that threw it pinned it on me, for no reason. She got all up in my face about it, I think I enjoyed it because I was hormonal and 14.

In keeping with the recurring beastiality here, there was this one little fucker called daniel who had ADHD. he swore at everyone, I think i was around 15 at the time but it's amazing just how quickly the novelty wore off. Folk were bored of the twat, and never rose up to his stupid antics. He used to (try to) set fire to his jotters and pencils in science. the decline in interest correlated wonderfully with the exposure of his family secrets. He'd been to like 6 schools before and had pics of himself doing shit with dogs.

This pretty big girl in business management class, she was such an arsehole. She never said a word but me and a mate (we were in 5th year, everyone else 6th so we felt left out as is) were forced to sit with her because no tnuc else would. It was easy to see why. She fucking REEKED of BO and had the most miserable face on all the time. She never ever smiled, just glared at you. One time, me and said mate were discussing Tokyo Drift and how shit the houses were (idk, conversations were DRY in that class) and I said something along the lines of "Yeah, man Korea is well shite" and she raised her head from her arm and scowled "Tokyo is in Japan you idiot" and my mate actually said "Shut the fuck up you cow", no lie, I was HOWLING of laughter. Everyone was looking at me and there was nothing I could do. It still kills me to this day, the way he shut her down was classic.

None of these are particularly weird in comparison to all yours, my school was alright it seems

there was a kid in a grade down from me who threw a chair at a teacher and hit her full on, in the face. He got sent to the principal's and managed to end up throwing a chair at the principal too.

guy who wore a cape every day

guy who boasted about putting his cock up his own arse

The UK sounds like a fine place to grow up in.

ascent wrote:guy who boasted about putting his cock up his own arse

Thats not weird, it's an achievement .

nothing too weird.

there was a kid a few years back who made a kill-list and attacked a few kids with a pair if scissors. he also claimed that ge hadn't made a shit in months and might die of constipation soon, would have been about twelve at the time.

I've heard rumours he currently lives in Mauritius.

There was also a girl in my class once that one day lit a teacher's hair on fire because she had given her a low grade.
Never saw her again after that day.

idontreallygiveashit wrote:Wow... what school did you go to (if you dont mind me asking, it is a bit weird but i'm really curious) ? Sounds a right mess...

Cockshut Hill Technology College.

Fairly big school, ~2000 students, so guess the ratio of weirdos isn't that bad, right?

Sonika wrote:JESUS garethom you went to a fucked up school

oh and btw what's your profile pic?

This guy. Omar Abdel-Rahman

Thought he was a terrorist leader dressed as Santa.

Lol I always thought it was you

ascent wrote:guy who boasted about putting his cock up his own arse

reminds me of this guy Ricky at high school who used to boast about being able to suck himself off. him and his girlfriend Nicky used to go around telling everyone how he'd fuck her up the ass too.

say_whut wrote: This pretty big girl in business management class, she was such an arsehole. She never said a word but me and a mate (we were in 5th year, everyone else 6th so we felt left out as is) were forced to sit with her because no tnuc else would. It was easy to see why. She fucking REEKED of BO and had the most miserable face on all the time. She never ever smiled, just glared at you. One time, me and said mate were discussing Tokyo Drift and how shit the houses were (idk, conversations were DRY in that class) and I said something along the lines of "Yeah, man Korea is well shite" and she raised her head from her arm and scowled "Tokyo is in Japan you idiot" and my mate actually said "Shut the fuck up you cow", no lie, I was HOWLING of laughter. Everyone was looking at me and there was nothing I could do. It still kills me to this day, the way he shut her down was classic.

so you're telling me that she correct you for being an idiot and your mate told her to shut up and thats the story thats still killing you today

noam wrote:

say_whut wrote: This pretty big girl in business management class, she was such an arsehole. She never said a word but me and a mate (we were in 5th year, everyone else 6th so we felt left out as is) were forced to sit with her because no tnuc else would. It was easy to see why. She fucking REEKED of BO and had the most miserable face on all the time. She never ever smiled, just glared at you. One time, me and said mate were discussing Tokyo Drift and how shit the houses were (idk, conversations were DRY in that class) and I said something along the lines of "Yeah, man Korea is well shite" and she raised her head from her arm and scowled "Tokyo is in Japan you idiot" and my mate actually said "Shut the fuck up you cow", no lie, I was HOWLING of laughter. Everyone was looking at me and there was nothing I could do. It still kills me to this day, the way he shut her down was classic.

so you're telling me that she correct you for being an idiot and your mate told her to shut up and thats the story thats still killing you today

It's the fact she never made any effort to speak to anyone ever, was always a miserable looking bitch and the one time she did pipe up it was to be a tnuc and not even be slightly friendly/humorous with it. Geography is something I've never really been into, but I guess it was one of those situations that you'd have to have been there to appreciate

Our school was so massive that the weird kids only distinguished themselves if they shot someone or killed themselves

I think I was nice to everyone and oblivious to most of it. Spent mist of my high school years just trying to finger bang chicks in the back of the class

In my class there was a guy who got really mental when he was stressed up, we saw him once he got crazy and we were a little bit frightened at the beginning, then we started to get used to it, and we ended stressing him up to get him nuts.
One day we had an exam and my mates and me started saying to him "you are going to fail" etc etc until he grabbed the table and throw it to us, then he grabbed a chair and started chasing everyone in the classroom shouting like an animal. The teacher didn´t have a better idea to go out of the classroom and close it with his key. We all runned to the glass in the door to tell the teacher please to open the door. We ended running in circles from this crazy guy that now was handing a flute until the girls could calm him down.
Then me and my mates apologized to him. I asked him (we were still trapped in the class) to go out of the window (we were in the first floor) and scape so everybody went out doing like we were trying to chase him for not doing the exam. He said okay and he was going to the window, but everyone started saying "shut the fuck up Diego, don't mess up more the situation"

had this one kid with autism in my art class in grade 6 or 7, we were all warned about how he could get a little nuts sometimes so we should be nice to him. He was a class clown always trying to do funny stuff..... One day we were carving animals or something out of bars of soap. While everyone is busy doing their shit this kid goes to the back of the classroom and baseball pitches his full bar of soap at the teacher.....missed but BOOOM hits the blackboard incredibly loud. Teacher is like Wtf dude? what you doing? The kid freaks out starts throwing chairs and runs out of the room....last I ever saw of him

theres some hilarious shit in here, school in UK seems a lot different then where I grew up

Naan Bread wrote:
there was a kid a few years back who made a kill-list

everyone did that, didnt they?

We had armed cops at our school. Anyone who tried to pop off at our school had a fucking death wish

I was fairly an asshole in 9th grade though. My brother had died and I was acting out

In math class I was way ahead of my class. 9th grade in trig and literally aced the class. So I had a 100 average but our bitch ass teacher wanted us to keep a folder with all our papers and our grades and list our mean median and mode grades. I was of the opinion that if I'm in trig I've mastered a 7th grade idea. So it came time to turn in that folder and I told her my mean is 100 my median is 100 my mode is 100 and wrote 100 on a folder

She told me to go outside, I told her "I hope you fucking die". She sent me to the cops and I got disorderly conduct charge. Funny thing 12 months later a girl whose bro I was friends with who lived down the street from her was on acid and freaked out and drove up the lawn and hit and killed her as she was gardening. Everyone at school was like lol don't fuck with pkay. Kinda sad but not really

why isnt that sad