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^^ OUCH feel your pain.

Finding out someone I had a date with has 3 kids all of a sudden
Not good.

Fuck girlfriends that don't have any idea why I don't want to come to bed when I'm immersed in an arrangement.

Fuck boring days at work.

Fuck not being able to sleep properly.

Fuck having permanent fucking bad ache.

Fuck how strong those smarties were last weekend putting me in this mood..!

deamonds wrote:

jackieboi wrote:
-Skinny Jeans on guys

whole heartedly agree, 2000000%

You guys are just afraid of the immense power of the skinnies

general moan about everybody else on this planet. stnuc.

deamonds wrote:

jackieboi wrote:
-Skinny Jeans on guys

whole heartedly agree, 2000000%

Yes.

I spend most of life in clothes that are designed to disguise how skinny my legs are... why on earth would a bloke want to show off to the world that he's got a daft little set of pipecleaners sticking his feet to his pelvis?

Women look good in tight clothes because women have flatteringly shaped bodies. Blokes just don't. Generally, unless you've been blessed with a body and face like Brad Pitt, men look better with clothes *on*. Anything designed to get us in any way closer to how we look naked is a very unwise move indeed.

anybody hate men that take longer than 10 minutes fuckin' maximum to get ready? i mean if i'm waiting to go to a club and i gotta wait for this impotent cheeseface to straighten his hair like a flipping female one more time, i'm gonna stab him in the face with a stale breadstick...

Diss04 wrote:anybody hate men that take longer than 10 minutes fuckin' maximum to get ready? i mean if i'm waiting to go to a club and i gotta wait for this impotent cheeseface to straighten his hair like a flipping female one more time, i'm gonna stab him in the face with a stale breadstick...

SMH. My mate is like that, hairdryer and straighteners. I wouldn't say I hate him, but it does strike me as ridiculous. Number 2 all over is the way forward!

kins83 wrote:

Diss04 wrote:anybody hate men that take longer than 10 minutes fuckin' maximum to get ready? i mean if i'm waiting to go to a club and i gotta wait for this impotent cheeseface to straighten his hair like a flipping female one more time, i'm gonna stab him in the face with a stale breadstick...

SMH. My mate is like that, hairdryer and straighteners. I wouldn't say I hate him, but it does strike me as ridiculous. Number 2 all over is the way forward!

ok maybe hate is a tad harsh as if i hated the tnuc i wouldn't be mates with him. i don't claim to rock the Number 2 look, i merely go for the 'out of bed head' look, meaning i get out the shower, get some way in my hands, rub my head like rain man on speed and i'm out the door.

Diss04 wrote:

kins83 wrote:

Diss04 wrote:anybody hate men that take longer than 10 minutes fuckin' maximum to get ready? i mean if i'm waiting to go to a club and i gotta wait for this impotent cheeseface to straighten his hair like a flipping female one more time, i'm gonna stab him in the face with a stale breadstick...

SMH. My mate is like that, hairdryer and straighteners. I wouldn't say I hate him, but it does strike me as ridiculous. Number 2 all over is the way forward!

ok maybe hate is a tad harsh as if i hated the tnuc i wouldn't be mates with him. i don't claim to rock the Number 2 look, i merely go for the 'out of bed head' look, meaning i get out the shower, get some way in my hands, rub my head like rain man on speed and i'm out the door.

even worse.. you get to someone's flat expecting them to be ready and they haven't even had a shower yet.. especially when they are usually the one's bitching about being late..

also mates showing up at 10pm when they said they were gonna come at 8.. wouldn't be a problem if they said 10pm in the first place ..

the fact that chinese people are unable to bake proper bread.. no there's not supposed to be sugar in it.. that's what you call a dessert..

also the fact that chinese people are unable to say no... maybe not? ffs..

Taken from here: http://forum.ebaumsworld.com/showthread.php?t=200052

A List of Profanity
Use it wisely

ahole, shortened form of asshole
arse, (UK) buttocks and anus
ass, buttocks
asshole, anus
asswipe, smear of excrement on toilet paper when wiping after defecation
bastard, illegitimate child
batty man (Jamaica) a homosexual
bender a homosexual
bitch, a female dog
bloody covered with blood
bollocks, testicles
boner, a penile erection
bumboy a person (usually male) who engages in homosexual sex
bugger, to engage in anal sex from the penetrative position
coon: a black person
cock, a penis or a rooster
cocksucker a person who engages in fellatio
cracker, a racial slur towards a white person
crap, excrament
cumsucker a person who either drinks or gargles with (human) semen
tnuc, a vagina or vulva
damn, to condemn
dick, a penis
dildo a phallic sex toy
douchebag, a feminine hygiene product
homophobe. a homosexual man
fistfucker a person who engages in the act of fisting (insertion of the fist into the vagina or anus)
fuck, to engage in sexual intercourse
fucker a person who engages in sexual intercourse
fuckwit an unintelligent person
fucktwat a person that acts similar to a sissy and is so completely ignorant they get fucked by life in general
gaylord a homosexual man
ho, a prostitute, abbreviated from whore
honky, a racial slur towards a white person
jackass, a stupid or idiotic person
jism human male semen
joey semen; also, reference to Joey Deacon, a profoundly disabled gentleman who was showcased by the BBC Blue Peter programme in 1981. This profanity tends to be used by a narrow demographic who watched the programme at that time and who subsequently referred to others in a derogatory way as a Joey, akin to spaz or spakka
knobcheese smegma the mixture of dead skin cells, oils, moisture and other crap found underneath the male foreskin
minge, a vulva
minger, (UK) an unattractive person (usually female)
mong, a disabled person (from mongoloid)
motherfucker a person who engages in sexual intercourse with their mother
munter, (UK) an unattractive woman
pickle penis or nipples
piss urine or to urinate
piss a homosexual man
prick a penis
pussy, a vulva or cowardly person
rimmer a person who engages in anilingus
schmuck, slang for penis, from yiddush
shit, faeces
slut, a sexually promiscuous woman
spakka a disabled person; shortened form of spastic
spaz, a disabled person; shortened form of spastic
skank, a sexually promiscuous woman
taint, the area between the testicals and asshole
tit, a breast
tool, Christopher Kenneth Charles Scott-Blore (Ginge)
tosser (UK) a person (usually male) who engages in masturbation
twat, a vulva
whore, a prostitute
wanker a person (usually male) who engages in masturbation

FUCKING GARAGEBAND just crashed whilst in the middle of saving an hour long mix i just made, now i have to do it all again - FUCKS SAKE

edit - just recovered it *breathes sigh of relief*

Dubluke in fake mix shocker !!

pdomino wrote:Dubluke in fake mix shocker !!

lol i was only using garageband to record from my mixer!!

Only messing. Im still on age old minidisc.

pdomino wrote:Only messing. Im still on age old minidisc.

aye i know , minidiscs FTW, my old player never fucked up on me like my dads laptop just did

fuckin headache