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Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:46 am
by Electric_Head
I'm here for 8 hrs a day lace.
You got something for me to do?
If it involves making copious amounts of money, I'm in.
If anyone wants something designed in Catia, Inventor or Autocad, let me know

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:48 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
does that extend to me? but free?
i need some engineering on a roof

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:51 am
by Electric_Head
Let me know what you need.
Free only extends to like the first Rand.
Everything after that is 200% more than you'd like to pay.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 8:52 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:08 am
by wub
Oh, we competing now with how many hours a day we're working?
Don't even step

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:12 am
by Johnlenham
My job is so so so sooooo laid back and easy.
The problem is it also means its boring as fuck most of the time.
On one hand Im glad im not outside unloading artic lorrys in the pissing rain, on the other Im sat staring at DSF doing nothing.

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:45 am
by LACE
yeah, we're competing and i win. it's the only way i can validate being here for so long. =D
yeah EH i've got work for you. gather some info on the new patient..clarify any orders for meds. go around and do a quick safety check (iv hanging correctly, oxygen in use, all ordered equipment in place, check on pain levels or any main concerns.
discuss with the CNA the key aspects of care they'll be needing.. ( turn q2h VS q2h, fall levels etc.) now re round and complete the patient assessment. chart it
thanks. i knew you'd be there for me.
i'm gonna go finish muh bagel
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:47 am
by Electric_Head
Can I do all of that over the phone?
How do you take the temperature over the phone?
Phone upa the butt?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:50 am
by LACE
hmmm.
oh, i see the problem now
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:52 am
by Electric_Head
You're not actually a nurse?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:56 am
by LACE
you're not actually in iceland =/
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:58 am
by wub
None of this is real! Head down to the cellar Ma, storms a coming!
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 9:59 am
by LACE
''I CAANN'T HOLD IT!''
then the dad blows away. you know..twister
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:02 am
by Electric_Head
LACE wrote:you're not actually in iceland =/
How did you know?
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 10:05 am
by LACE
i don't know, i just thought you'd be here by now. so i just sat down, thought about it real hard, and came to that conclusion
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2012 1:21 pm
by wub
My free iPad is only 16Gb

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:27 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
wub wrote:My free iPad is only 16Gb

clearly this is more than just a FWP....
i think you should just let it go
(eg mail it to me)
that will make you feel better.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:39 am
by Lucifa
Johnlenham wrote:My job is so so so sooooo laid back and easy.
The problem is it also means its boring as fuck most of the time.
On one hand Im glad im not outside unloading artic lorrys in the pissing rain, on the other Im sat staring at DSF doing nothing.

i can relate to this
my job involves two tasks that takes up about hour half of my day MAX., despite this theyve extended my contract for another 3 months. i just want to turn around ask why, WHY, WHY ARE YOU EMPLOYING ME FOR THIS??
im glad to have a job and all, but ffs, there must be more to working life. i just want to be a farmer, or fisherman or something. Out at sea with a synth and laptop in my cabin.

Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 12:40 am
by Hircine
wub wrote:My free iPad is only 16Gb

Send it to me so I can wear it on my head like a crown.
Re: First World Problems
Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 7:34 am
by wub
Lucifa wrote:my job involves two tasks that takes up about hour half of my day MAX., despite this theyve extended my contract for another 3 months. i just want to turn around ask why, WHY, WHY ARE YOU EMPLOYING ME FOR THIS??
