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signals wrote:forks are hard to use n8

They become easier when you've developed thumbs, don't lose hope

sporks are the ultimate utensil of the civilized world.

wub wrote:

signals wrote:forks are hard to use n8

They become easier when you've developed thumbs, don't lose hope

The girl in the Starbucks next to work keeps flirting and giving me free shit. Today she toasted me a sausage butty, but rather than just putting it in the toaster for 3 minutes like usual she separated it all out, grilled the sausages separately and then buttered/toasted the bread. It's fucking AMAZING.

This wouldn't be a problem apart from the fact she looks like Lisa Riley.

magma wrote:This wouldn't be a problem apart from the fact she looks like Lisa Riley.

Mate of mine at Uni claimed he'd shagged Lisa Riley. Apparently she has a clitoris the size of a small plum.

He said it was like drubbing a miniature punchbag.

wub wrote:He said it was like drubbing a miniature punchbag.

Cannot unread.

i really wanna go kingston this weekend for a 3 day house party

but i hate getting coaches and i cant afford the train

attach some pram wheels to the motor of your blender, blending all the way down the M25

PinUp wrote:attach some pram wheels to the motor of your blender, blending all the way down the M25

PinUp wrote:attach some pram wheels to the motor of your blender, blending all the way down the M25

i like your style

probably be cheap on fuel too

can only put about 2 ltr in the jar

Agent 47 wrote:i really wanna go kingston this weekend for a 3 day house party

but i hate getting coaches and i cant afford the train

hit up oceana yeah? gwaaaaannnn

skimpi wrote:

Agent 47 wrote:i really wanna go kingston this weekend for a 3 day house party

but i hate getting coaches and i cant afford the train

hit up oceana yeah? gwaaaaannnn

blates

how else we gon get honnies to the party

Honesty I thought you would be someone that didn't pay for the train.

Marcus wrote:Honesty I thought you would be someone that didn't pay for the train.

if you mean jump it? it's quite hard to do through birmingham and then central london

deciding whether to buy ortofon concorde's or Adidas tech supers

Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

magma wrote:Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Explain yourself, its still the normal bottles here?

magma wrote:Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Man, if I see one more picture of a coke bottle that someones tagged on facebook there will be fucking murders

southstar wrote:

magma wrote:Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Explain yourself, its still the normal bottles here?

http://www.coca-cola.co.uk/faq/products ... -coke.html

particle-jim wrote:

magma wrote:Drinking Coke out of a bottle with someone else's name on it feels strangely wrong. I'd be kind of interested to see if their sales have actually gone down as a result of this... I've seen multiple people stare at the chiller confused only to reach for Sprite for simplicity.

Man, if I see one more picture of a coke bottle that someones tagged on facebook there will be fucking murders

I actually CAN'T pick one out of the rack... I haven't seen a single Simon anywhere. I just absent-mindedly got one out of the vending machine in my office and it's got Gareth written on it.