Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:23 am
by djelements
I exaggerated a bit, but I was hella depressed. Passing Drawing 1 though, there's hope.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 8:16 am
by tr0tsky
tr0tsky's top tips for a happy university experience:
1) Stop posting on here so much.
2) Go to the library in the morning, read some papers, books, go to your lectures and classes.
3) In the night go to your student union.
4) Chat up a slutty 18 year-old posh rah girl and amaze her with your wit and knowledge.
5) Get her to yam you off in the fire exit.
6) When time is called at the bar go to a shit club and take shitty methadrone.
7) Take the girl from number 4 home. Wake up and go to uni.
9) Repeat the whole process.
10) Be happy with the 3 years.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:34 am
by Dead Rats
Failing a fine art course? What, did you actually draw something good or something?
Suicide is for pussies.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 10:42 am
by rez pez
get off your ass and do some fucking work, everyone else does you lazy fuck
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 11:10 am
by Pistonsbeneath
whatever happens happens man
just go with it...don't allow yourself to feel defined by your ability to fit into the system successfully...theres way more to you than that!
you just never know what things can lead to
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:26 pm
by brasco
Pistonsbeneath wrote:you just never know what things can lead to
definatly this.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 12:49 pm
by NilsFG
Everything's been said; don't jump and man up.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:32 pm
by dubluke
passing your classes isn't everything in life mate, I failed every important exam I ever did and didn't go to uni and I've been in full time work ever since, I'm making decent money and having just as much fun as my mates who are studying and I'm not getting myself into debt by going to college, don't stress yerself man it won't be the end of the world
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 2:48 pm
by hayze99
You can chill with this kid:
You're enrolled in a university education - something which millions of people all over the world would love. If you have access to the internet you have access to skills + means + communication to get where you want to be . tl;dr: stop being a lazy fucking drama queen.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 3:09 pm
by deadly_habit
high building, tie a noose in piano wire around your neck, get some super glue and glue hands to sides of your head, jump
congrats it now looks like you tore your own head off
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:36 pm
by Lichee
rez pez wrote:get off your ass and do some fucking work, everyone else does you lazy fuck
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:39 pm
by djelements
deadly habit wrote:high building, tie a noose in piano wire around your neck, get some super glue and glue hands to sides of your head, jump
congrats it now looks like you tore your own head off
Oh shit that's pretty badass.
Lichee wrote:
rez pez wrote:get off your ass and do some fucking work, everyone else does you lazy fuck
Also, I do the work, and still have fucking trouble. It's a hard course.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 8:40 pm
by djelements
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:41 pm
by djacroama
baron_von_carlton wrote:If you fail - get a shit job for a year, save all your money and go see the world. A whole breadth of opportunities and experiences await you.
the baron speaks wise words!
this is what im doing, although ive been working shit jobs for 6 years and havent saved a penny, but thats me being a tard.... elements..... dont be a tard like me, save... SAVE...........save
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:44 pm
by bandshell
Stop being a fanny and do the work?
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:50 pm
by capo ultra
Brick walls that stop us doing what we want to do are good for us
They help us decide if we really want to succeed, or if we are meant to do something else
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:53 pm
by bandshell
capo ultra wrote:Brick walls that stop us doing what we want to do are good for us
They help us decide if we really want to succeed, or if we are meant to do something else
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:57 pm
by capo ultra
glory days
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:18 pm
by gnome
djelements wrote:
hurlingdervish wrote:get a gun
shoot gun in the air where people can hear it so they call the police
now you have to shoot yourself or get arrested and sensationalized by the media.
choose wisely.
I like this.
The only other option I've come up with is to hang myself from the bridge that goes between two of the dorm buildings.
You will need to understand how to tie the not correctly r you will die in extreme pain...Bad method. Oh and do don't it.
Re: If I fail all my classes again this quarter...
Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 5:19 pm
by gnome
gnome wrote:
djelements wrote:
hurlingdervish wrote:get a gun
shoot gun in the air where people can hear it so they call the police
now you have to shoot yourself or get arrested and sensationalized by the media.
choose wisely.
I like this.
The only other option I've come up with is to hang myself from the bridge that goes between two of the dorm buildings.
You will need to understand how to tie the knot correctly r you will die in extreme pain...Bad method. Oh and don't do it.
Wake up and go to uni.
