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tronman wrote:

big up everyone who used to draw these...
for me it was mainly about drawing them on peoples books/diaries, girls pencil cases and on the whiteboard with PERMANENT pen.

mwahahahaha

Best game ever bar none.

Tryng to get them on other peoples' work just before they handed it in was a fave.

I was the lone longhair in my year at the time, and each end of term a gang who I amused generally always announced they were gonna shave my head on the last day. Being twats this always gave me the excuse to bunk off and go into the nearby towns and check out guitars for an entire day

They tried this about 6 different times and figured that after being warned I'd still turn up, which was a tad daft. The last day of the fifth year, they chased one of their own crew 3 miles into a field and then realised the shaver wasn't battery powered. So they just beat him up instead.

I managed to miss this whilst annoying music shop people. The majority of people in my school were fuckin twats anyway and it's always good to see them getting fat, bald and bitter when I go back

Erm, I set fire to the school toilets and then really really wished that I hadn't when I was caught on the way out, box of matches in hand.

What a dick.

smashed rabbits with myxomatosis over the heads with rocks. probably not that funny

RANDOM TRIO wrote:we had a magic mushroom field at the back of our school..long story short.. loads of us went, picked , ate then went back 2 lessons..some freaking out may off happened.. about 50 of us got suspended 4 that..the good ol dayz

Shrooms are not fun when your the only one in that class on 'em. Proper para.

Making a fake bomb and putting it under the headmaster's car. Bomb squad evacuated the school for the afternoon.

Clingwrap over the teacher's urinals

Electrifying the doorbell on the headmaster's office.

My mate got expelled from school for jerking off under the desk, probably over our IT teacher cuz she was in the room.

Getting stoned with our substitute teacher at the back of the playing fields, he was rastafari so he always had decent smoke.

Going to illegal raves like Speed and Distruxion, and then going to school the next morning still fucked on speed, pills, acid, etc

Fighting the neighbouring schools. Us being the only all-boys school, we used to kill other schools in a ruck. Once time, a school turned up on our playing fields for a ruck with one of the top nobs at our school. Once it was spied, everyone just up'ed and left for the gyms, to arm ourselves with rounders and cricket bats and stuff, and charged them

Playing football/rugby league with other schools, and bare cheating going on, like punching opponents in the face whilst in the scrum

Flour bombs, spit wads, smelly bombs, itching powder, we used it all on our teachers

Stealing a huge chunk of sodium out of the labs, and then throwing it into the swimming pool

Going to the University nearby, stealing parts from the student's bikes, like quick releases, seats, etc and then selling them to my chemistry teacher

Climbing into the tuck room and staying in there all through lessons munching Mars bars. We used to climb in from the social room through the polystyrene ceiling tiles

Making a floppy disk bomb and blowing up one of the computers

Build a huge statue from the lunchtables on the field

Accidently setting fire to the side of the art unit

My friend jumped on one of the skylights on the roof, he broke and he fell through, he was in hospital for while.

Another friend taking a heavy discus to the head, hospital again.

Dealing weed, cigs, porn magazines, etc on the playground

Lying on the road pretending to be dead, and then when a car stopped, getting up and slapping the driver on the head



There are a lot more but I can't think of them right now.

You lot have done sum DIFFERENT SHIT

I aint dun NUTTIN.. fuck sake..

Oh i made sum chuuuung pregnant woman leave our school cause i wudnt stop hastling her..

WOT? SHE SHARED HER ORANGE JUICE WID ME.. SHE DIDNT EXPECT LONLINESS AFTER THAT, DID SHE ?!

She might aswell of slept wid man..


Sorry Ms Gibson..Hope Ur Babys' Ok

DopeLabs wrote:

HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I remember doing this with shards and scissors in D.t.

We once buried a load of dead fish in a japanese rock garden in some museum somewhere.

Good times, good times...

And the heating tripods with bunsen burners thing mr hyde, too true Id forgotten about that...

So, weve established that there's quite a few sociopathic maniacs on this forum. And I thought we were all chilled and happy. How fucking wrong am i?

Crash Fistfight wrote:

tronman wrote:

big up everyone who used to draw these...
for me it was mainly about drawing them on peoples books/diaries, girls pencil cases and on the whiteboard with PERMANENT pen.

mwahahahaha

Best game ever bar none.

Tryng to get them on other peoples' work just before they handed it in was a fave.

LOL!

Yeah drawing em on peoples backs in chalk was allways a popular one

luke.envoy wrote:drawing on drunk people. ive rinsed this too hard, its never not funny.

drawing cocks is weapon of choice especially if they got to get a train home. my fav was writing 'delsa' on delsa's forhead, i cant describe how much of a big look it was. as i was leaving there was a queue up to the chair he was passed out on, every1 was waitin for their turn to bomb up his face

good times. he'd prob brick me if i did it now but i'd do it again

hahaha, mate of mine got paraletic sometime, got drawn all over his face, dicks, c*um junkie and all sorts really. next morning got up and left the house not knowing anything about it, went to mcdonalds to get breakfast. got his food then as he's walking upstairs to sit down gets a glimpse of himself in the mirror on the wall.

BreakBait wrote:

luke.envoy wrote:drawing on drunk people. ive rinsed this too hard, its never not funny.

drawing cocks is weapon of choice especially if they got to get a train home. my fav was writing 'delsa' on delsa's forhead, i cant describe how much of a big look it was. as i was leaving there was a queue up to the chair he was passed out on, every1 was waitin for their turn to bomb up his face

good times. he'd prob brick me if i did it now but i'd do it again

hahaha, mate of mine got paraletic sometime, got drawn all over his face, dicks, c*um junkie and all sorts really. next morning got up and left the house not knowing anything about it, went to mcdonalds to get breakfast. got his food then as he's walking upstairs to sit down gets a glimpse of himself in the mirror on the wall.

Poor lad

a couple of the classrooms at my school had hifis in them, so we used to stick a tape on with 20 minutes of silence before the start of the class, only to have "I'M THE SCATMAN! BAPBERDAPBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUM" roar out of the speakers halfway through it

metalboxproducts wrote:

BreakBait wrote:

luke.envoy wrote:drawing on drunk people. ive rinsed this too hard, its never not funny.

drawing cocks is weapon of choice especially if they got to get a train home. my fav was writing 'delsa' on delsa's forhead, i cant describe how much of a big look it was. as i was leaving there was a queue up to the chair he was passed out on, every1 was waitin for their turn to bomb up his face

good times. he'd prob brick me if i did it now but i'd do it again

hahaha, mate of mine got paraletic sometime, got drawn all over his face, dicks, c*um junkie and all sorts really. next morning got up and left the house not knowing anything about it, went to mcdonalds to get breakfast. got his food then as he's walking upstairs to sit down gets a glimpse of himself in the mirror on the wall.

Poor lad

lol very big

pk- wrote:a couple of the classrooms at my school had hifis in them, so we used to stick a tape on with 20 minutes of silence before the start of the class, only to have "I'M THE SCATMAN! BAPBERDAPBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUM" roar out of the speakers halfway through it

thats gonna get recycled u know

"a couple of the classrooms at my school had hifis in them, so we used to stick a tape on with 20 minutes of silence before the start of the class, only to have "I'M THE SCATMAN! BAPBERDAPBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUM" roar out of the speakers halfway through it"

Guerilla Disco! thats the funniest thing ive read all week mate. I know a kid whos a bit weird, always after attention (he does things like smashing pint glasses into his head) who got really fucked after drinking about a PINT of vodka at a house party. Anyway he fell asleep with in the bathroom with the door open so we did what had to be done. Cos he was on his side and wedidnt want to risk waking him up, we just 'furnished' his left side - all food, all makeup, toothpaste, bong water, melted sellotape onto his t-shirt and glued an ashtray to his jeans as well as the obligatory cocks and swastikas. he had to work at a bank the next day and actually had to SHAVE HIS HAIR OFF cos half the shit wouldnt come out. I dont feel bad tho, he's dined off this story for years as if he was in on the joke. mug.

pk- wrote:a couple of the classrooms at my school had hifis in them, so we used to stick a tape on with 20 minutes of silence before the start of the class, only to have "I'M THE SCATMAN! BAPBERDAPBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUM" roar out of the speakers halfway through it

this post made me crack up, that is a shit hot prank.

when i was at school a few years ago, i was asked to play guitar in a school assembly.

they asked me to play some mellow blues shit so i turned up with me drummer and a full kit, turned me badbwoy amp up to 6 (FUCKING LOUD) and proceeded to play our heavy fuckin versions of classic rock tunes (bo rap, moby dick, etc), every time it looked like we were gonna stop we would start playing another heavy tune, propah medley style.

musta rinsed about 7 tunes in 10 minutes, was fucking ultimately loud too, i think it opened up alot of people's eyes. poor bastards, we mustve only been 15 or somethin

pk- wrote:a couple of the classrooms at my school had hifis in them, so we used to stick a tape on with 20 minutes of silence before the start of the class, only to have "I'M THE SCATMAN! BAPBERDAPBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUMDIDDLYBUM" roar out of the speakers halfway through it

PK you fucking genius.

Find this especially funny given the other use of the word scat. Not something anyone in their right mind would admit to.



Scat Singer

n. Jazz singing in which improvised, meaningless syllables are sung to a melody.



Scat Singer

n. Excrement, especially of an animal; dung.




Scat muncher

n. Excrement, especially of an animal; dung.