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Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 1:40 pm
by dubloke
prefer the prize of this series, a cash injection into a company they will run, rather than just working for alan sugar. definatly alot more money to be made if it goes well!

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 1:51 pm
by Duffman
Melody makes me want to commit murder, or smash up my tv. Also, of course they are going to pick entertaining people over better qualified boreholes, it's an entertainment show after all. Just be glad it's not on ITV were there would be contestants like Stacy fucking Solomon.

And it's very rare to see a northern irish person on the telly with a bit of personality, so good on Jim :Q:

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:20 pm
by dubloke
Duffman wrote:Melody makes me want to commit murder, or smash up my tv. Also, of course they are going to pick entertaining people over better qualified boreholes, it's an entertainment show after all. Just be glad it's not on ITV were there would be contestants like Stacy fucking Solomon.

And it's very rare to see a northern irish person on the telly with a bit of personality, so good on Jim :Q:
yeah Jims one of the few I like, also gavins looking promising

just seen Melody won an award for female of the future!! the more i see her the fitter she gets as well :)

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 2:30 pm
by laurent__duval
dubloke wrote:
Duffman wrote:Melody makes me want to commit murder, or smash up my tv. Also, of course they are going to pick entertaining people over better qualified boreholes, it's an entertainment show after all. Just be glad it's not on ITV were there would be contestants like Stacy fucking Solomon.

And it's very rare to see a northern irish person on the telly with a bit of personality, so good on Jim :Q:
yeah Jims one of the few I like, also gavins looking promising

just seen Melody won an award for female of the future!! the more i see her the fitter she gets as well :)

but that voice! :u: :u: :u:

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 3:56 pm
by dubloke
laurent_duval, do you want to put "Spolier alert" in the thread title so we can talk about episodes and not piss off the slow coaches :)

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:13 pm
by hutyluty
I've looked and assessed all of your skills and abilities and I've decided the one to do the presentation will be....

me

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 12, 2011 4:18 pm
by dubloke
hutyluty wrote:I've looked and assessed all of your skills and abilities and I've decided the one to do the presentation will be....

me
:cornlol:

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 1:27 am
by Duffman
Good episode that, shame about that tit Vincent still being in it.

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:15 am
by laurent__duval
Duffman wrote:Good episode that, shame about that tit Vincent still being in it.

he's the most watchable out of the lot of them. obviously the producers are having it edited to make him look like more of a bellend but it just makes it so much fun to rip him from the comfort of the sofa. the bit where he took the phone off the butters blond woman was so funny. she had a face of genuine loathing.

the longer he stays in the better if you ask me.

also, i think he looks like a budget christian bale, does anyone agree?

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Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 2:01 pm
by gnome
Duffman wrote:Good episode that, shame about that tit Vincent still being in it.
But he's so charismatic and all the girls love him and all the men want to be him.

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:33 pm
by dubloke
gnome wrote:
Duffman wrote:Good episode that, shame about that tit Vincent still being in it.
But he's so charismatic and all the girls love him and all the men want to be him.
:lol:

hes the definition of a tnuc in my book, i really liked Gavin but he was a shit PM. so glad Edna wasn't in it that much this episode, you know how some people have a smile that makes other people smile, hers scares me. Susan was looking peng when they were in that burlesque place at the end!!

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:41 pm
by laurent__duval
dubloke wrote:
gnome wrote:
Duffman wrote:Good episode that, shame about that tit Vincent still being in it.
But he's so charismatic and all the girls love him and all the men want to be him.
:lol:

hes the definition of a tnuc in my book, i really liked Gavin but he was a shit PM. so glad Edna wasn't in it that much this episode, you know how some people have a smile that makes other people smile, hers scares me. Susan was looking peng when they were in that burlesque place at the end!!

that burlesque thing at the end was incredible! those asses :o

yeah, susan was looking peng but as soon as those dances came out...

also, whats up with edna always wearing gloves?

Re: the apprentice

Posted: Thu May 19, 2011 3:48 pm
by dubloke
laurent__duval wrote:
dubloke wrote:
gnome wrote:
Duffman wrote:Good episode that, shame about that tit Vincent still being in it.
But he's so charismatic and all the girls love him and all the men want to be him.
:lol:

hes the definition of a tnuc in my book, i really liked Gavin but he was a shit PM. so glad Edna wasn't in it that much this episode, you know how some people have a smile that makes other people smile, hers scares me. Susan was looking peng when they were in that burlesque place at the end!!

that burlesque thing at the end was incredible! those asses :o

yeah, susan was looking peng but as soon as those dances came out...

also, whats up with edna always wearing gloves?
man hands??

edit: when she was giving that speech for the app task, she did look like a member of the gestapo with those gloves on, and the way she was walking around and talking didnt help either

Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:32 am
by wizeguy
Hate that Natasha woman, the way she talks is infuriating... think i would slap the bitch.
Quite happy Felicity got fired she's a cow

Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:42 am
by NW_DUBAHOLIC
Obviously you have a different apprentice in the UK seeing as we just finished up the celebrity apprentice over here. Who are they working to get an apprenticeship with if it's not the Trumpster?

Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 1:56 am
by wizeguy
Lord Alan Sugar
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Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:37 pm
by dubloke
oh my dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz double firing!! missed the bit where blondie went, what reasons did he give? glad that twats finally gone though, Jim best watch his back, dont think sugar likes him!

Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 10:42 pm
by hutyluty
vince went! gutted :corncry:
dubloke wrote:missed the bit where blondie went, what reasons did he give?
he said she was too quiet, he wanted a business partner not a mouse etc

ps. she was on you're fired with brown hair, looked much fitter

Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:17 pm
by ojsmooth
Sugar went in hard - Jim could be walking next week

Re: the apprentice - spoiler alert!

Posted: Wed Jun 01, 2011 11:43 pm
by dubloke
hutyluty wrote:vince went! gutted :corncry:
dubloke wrote:missed the bit where blondie went, what reasons did he give?
he said she was too quiet, he wanted a business partner not a mouse etc

ps. she was on you're fired with brown hair, looked much fitter
lol the twat i meant was vincent, hes a fucking prick!! too quiet? weird i didnt think she was that bad?