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Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:30 am
by 3za
Filthzilla wrote:
wub wrote:Too much effort - a well timed "So, when are you due?" usually takes care of things.
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That is so shit...

But everytime I look at it I PMSL.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:07 am
by ruckus49
say_whut wrote:
Preach.

I've seen this shite first hand, and it is (sorry) usually the women who are the pettiest and bitchiest in an environment.
fixed

also 909 posts... very cool

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:37 am
by kingGhost
has some women like that at my job. i fired em. :corndance:

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 1:54 am
by bright maroon
creepy...

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Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:00 am
by kingGhost
i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:11 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
kingGhost wrote:i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.
next they'll be asking for equal pay :6:

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:19 am
by Molzie
Nevalo wrote:
kingGhost wrote:i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.
next they'll be asking for equal pay :6:
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Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:25 am
by Sexual_Chocolate
^^^ on the nose molzie hahah

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:41 am
by Shum
LOL

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:55 am
by borrowed
Way I see it, people can talk as much shit as they want about me behind my back, because I know most won't have the balls to tell me face to face how they feel. That's good enough for me.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:32 am
by Sheff
burn their fucking houses down man

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:51 am
by NickUndercover
Just say you like dubstep, generate more gossip, generate more lulz

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:06 am
by wobbles
Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:12 am
by Molzie
wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
some great advice!!!

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:37 am
by weedlefruit
wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?

We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.

Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 9:39 am
by clifford_-
weedlefruit wrote:
wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?

We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.

Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.
and cup size, dont forget cup size.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:23 am
by Gewze
clifford_- wrote:
weedlefruit wrote:
wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?

We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.

Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.
and cup size, dont forget cup size.
and shoe size. cant be shagging the BFG

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 11:30 am
by wub
Make some cakes. Apply powdered Ex-Lax to the cake mix w/ vanilla essence & dark chocolate to hide the taste.

Place in break out/kitchen area at work.

Let nature take it's course.



NB - This also works well if you offer to make a round of drinks then apply some eye drops to the brew, though you can get clocked doing this and people take a dim view.

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:23 pm
by clifford_-
wub wrote:Make some cakes. Apply powdered Ex-Lax to the cake mix w/ vanilla essence & dark chocolate to hide the taste.

Place in break out/kitchen area at work.

Let nature take it's course.



NB - This also works well if you offer to make a round of drinks then apply some eye drops to the brew, though you can get clocked doing this and people take a dim view.
LOL

Re: Gossip at the workplace.

Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:42 pm
by nicenice
If you can try and hack into one of their emails or steal their phone and send loads of lewd emails to yourself. Start showing them to people to spread word that Cassandra wants to ram your fist up her arsehole and hopefully you might get a sexual harrassment case out of it.