Re: Gossip at the workplace.
Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 12:30 am
That is so shit...Filthzilla wrote:wub wrote:Too much effort - a well timed "So, when are you due?" usually takes care of things.
But everytime I look at it I PMSL.
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That is so shit...Filthzilla wrote:wub wrote:Too much effort - a well timed "So, when are you due?" usually takes care of things.
fixedsay_whut wrote:
Preach.
I've seen this shite first hand, and it is (sorry) usually the women who are the pettiest and bitchiest in an environment.

next they'll be asking for equal paykingGhost wrote:i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.
Nevalo wrote:next they'll be asking for equal paykingGhost wrote:i mean this is really what we get for letting women into the workplace to begin with.

some great advice!!!wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
and cup size, dont forget cup size.weedlefruit wrote:This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.
Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.
and shoe size. cant be shagging the BFGclifford_- wrote:and cup size, dont forget cup size.weedlefruit wrote:This does seem like reasonable and sound advice, However what if the youngest member of the group IS the lardy growler in question? What then eh? EH?wobbles wrote:Drink a shit ton of coffee and get into a huge argument but you will win because you will be quicker on hour feet with more whitty comebacks. Then wait for the other girls to start talking to you and fuck the youngest one in her backyard while her grandma Is sleeping.
We need full stats on the female workplace team to know how best to approach this.
Age,Amount of Cake in their handbags and gross weight would help in staging an attack here.
LOLwub wrote:Make some cakes. Apply powdered Ex-Lax to the cake mix w/ vanilla essence & dark chocolate to hide the taste.
Place in break out/kitchen area at work.
Let nature take it's course.
NB - This also works well if you offer to make a round of drinks then apply some eye drops to the brew, though you can get clocked doing this and people take a dim view.