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Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:24 pm
by Jubz
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:31 pm
by shonky
Jubscarz wrote:skavoovie_blind9 wrote:rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Excellent powers of deduction Jubz, 5 points. Now on to the picture round...
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 4:48 pm
by skavoovie_blind9
Jubscarz wrote:skavoovie_blind9 wrote:rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Well obviousley
Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 5:14 pm
by Jubz
skavoovie_blind9 wrote:Jubscarz wrote:skavoovie_blind9 wrote:rekorder wrote:forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
DID YOU?
Wtf? that aint even a joke but I still pissed myself for some reason.
Incontinence?
Well obviousley
Well....duhhh.
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:29 am
by thump rat
forensix (mcr) wrote:How do you stop a dog shagging your leg?
pick it up and suck it's dick
TEH WIN!
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:42 am
by pk-
The Wiggle Baron wrote:Im not entirely sure if this is a joke, but i heard it somewhere. Whats the best part of sex with toddlers? The sound of their pelvis cracking.
where did you hear it, belmarsh?
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:18 am
by paolo
How can you tell when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 10:41 am
by tappy tippon
i thought this thread meant "sick" as in good...little did i know...
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:02 pm
by ashley
paolo wrote:How can you tell when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny
ahahahahahahaha
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 1:15 pm
by el sudor
Ashley wrote:paolo wrote:How can you tell when your sister's on her period?
Your dad's cock tastes funny
ahahahahahahaha
heheheehe
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 3:05 pm
by tru_g
Whats funnier then a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown costume
Whats White with blue stripes and sits in the corner?
A dead baby in a tesco carrier bag
Oh and also did u hear the joke about the baby with AIDS
nevers gets old
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:28 pm
by kit kat
What's worse than 7 dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to 7 trees...
Terrible how babies must bare the brunt of the 'sick joke' these days
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:51 pm
by tempest
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to look forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies"
"Why? Am I Pregnant?"
"no" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer
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How do you get a gay man to shag your girlfriend?
Shit in her tnuc
Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:58 pm
by tempest
What's black and has 27 tits??
The rubbish bag outside the cancer clinic
Posted: Sat Jun 09, 2007 10:12 pm
by pk-
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps
So the doctor examines her and does some tests and says "you're going to have to look forward to the idea of long sleepless nights full of crying and changing napies"
"Why? Am I Pregnant?"
"no" the doctor replies, you've got bowel cancer
LOL
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
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A gardener has three daughters. His first daughter, a girl named Rose, walks up to her father one day. "Dad, why is my name Rose?"
"Well," he says, "When you were born, a rose petal fell on your head."
His second daughter then walks over to ask; "Dad, why is my name Daisy?"
"Well," he says, "When you were born, a daisy petal fell on your head."
Watching with interest, his third daughter walks over shouting "UHHGGRGRHHRGHHH" and dribbling all over the floor.
"Fuck off, Fridge."
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What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Raped.
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What's the similarity between Chechnya and Madeline McCann?
They're both getting fucked by Russians right now
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:39 pm
by DVRSFY
did you know - its not rape if you shout SURPRISE!
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:44 pm
by Jennifer
diversify wrote:did you know - its not rape if you shout SURPRISE!
lol awful
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 6:48 pm
by monkeytown
wrongness
Posted: Sun Jun 10, 2007 11:45 pm
by thump rat
Why do women have painful pregnancies?
Cos it hurts and they derserve it!
How long does it take for a chav to take the trash out?
9 months
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:11 am
by victor liechtenstein
Christ, these jokes make my 'twelve inches long and makes women scream' joke seem in good taste.
Cot death, BTW.