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wobbles wrote:was a kid who jerked off his dog and took a video on his phone and showed it to everyone

was a kid who wore shorts and a t shirt every day of the year, even in the winter. usually cycled between 2 shorts and 2 shirts

That is one fucked up school mate.

wobbles wrote:was a kid who wore shorts and a t shirt every day of the year, even in the winter. usually cycled between 2 shorts and 2 shirts

dont think he's weird .... just poor

Nah. He ws rich

Marzz wrote:There was a kid in my class who pooped in the urinal.

there's always a kid who deuces in the urinal

noam wrote:

Marzz wrote:There was a kid in my class who pooped in the urinal.

there's always a kid who deuces in the urinal

this reminded me that we had a kid who ate a fucking urinal cake at school.... now thats something you dont get all the time.

yeh i mean, sometimes, when you're a kid, they look like they could be tasty...

then you pee on it and you remember.

my sister used to eat fluff. weird.

edit: right so i cant start sayin weird shit that other people did without droppin one i used to do

i'll drop two actually cos fuck it why not

when i was proper young i used to scrunch up toilet tissue (unused if it really has to be stated) and chew it like it was gum, really any kind of paper, it had a satisfying texture i think

and i used to pick my nose and flick bogeys on my wall, my bedroom wall had pure bogeys on it, i think it was a territorial thing, i had my own room but our house was TINY, only like 5 rooms or sumat

all of this was when i was really young, before 5-6 years old, still though some weird shit

Nevalo wrote:

noam wrote:

Marzz wrote:There was a kid in my class who pooped in the urinal.

there's always a kid who deuces in the urinal

this reminded me that we had a kid who ate a fucking urinal cake at school.... now thats something you dont get all the time.

Man that's like 200 diseases for him

wobbles wrote:was a kid who jerked off his dog and took a video on his phone and showed it to everyone ...

There was one guy who became known as Dogfucker Colin to our class mates because this girl said she caught him having sex with his dog. I figured it was just talk, then one day me and this guy John who happened to be a spitting image of Cartman were over at his playing Red Alert. Dogfucker breaks out a poorly rolled joint, and we proceed to smoke. I wasn't into smoking when I was a teen, but tried it a couple of times. This was one of those times. After, we were around his PC and he was copying some Red Alert maps onto my floppy disk, and out of nowhere he opens some porn, eventually getting to bestiality pics, and then proceeded to pull his dick out and started swinging it around at us making helicopter noises with his mouth. Needless to say my mind was blown that day. I think the next time I smoked was when I was 22.

wormcode wrote:

wobbles wrote:was a kid who jerked off his dog and took a video on his phone and showed it to everyone ...

There was one guy who became known as Dogfucker Colin to our class mates because this girl said she caught him having sex with his dog. I figured it was just talk, then one day me and this guy John who happened to be a spitting image of Cartman were over at his playing Red Alert. Dogfucker breaks out a poorly rolled joint, and we proceed to smoke. I wasn't into smoking when I was a teen, but tried it a couple of times. This was one of those times. After, we were around his PC and he was copying some Red Alert maps onto my floppy disk, and out of nowhere he opens some porn, eventually getting to bestiality pics, and then proceeded to pull his dick out and started swinging it around at us making helicopter noises with his mouth. Needless to say my mind was blown that day. I think the next time I smoked was when I was 22.

holy shit

wormcode's story reminded me of an acquaintance at my first high school who used to (colour!) print loads of cartoon porn to show us during lunch and that. we used to tell him to fuck off, that he was strange and all that but he just kept on doing it. at that same high school, one of the teachers had his own coffin in his class room.

there was this guy that was looking at porn in class on the computer fasing away from the teacher and i think he was master baiting in his pants

one kid ripped a chunk of hair out of my head, tied it to his dogs hair and said he created a genetic hybrid.

he also ate garlic cloves to ward off vampires

Reverb wrote:he also ate garlic cloves to ward off vampires

who doesnt?

Sinestepper wrote:This kid

We used to call him melon head for obvious reasons

This has got me fucking creasing right now

noam wrote: when i was proper young i used to scrunch up toilet tissue (unused if it really has to be stated) and chew it like it was gum, really any kind of paper, it had a satisfying texture i think

haha i used to do this.

There were two obese lesbians in year 11 when i was in year 7 or 8. I dropped my pencil under the table in the liberary once, bent down to pick it up and saw em playin with each other under the desk across the room. Pretty graphiclly two. That was weird.

n not weird but just wrong, when this little chav tnuc kicked down this sappling tree that had been planted for a guy in my year who died of cancer in year 9. The ensuing witch hunt and beating was fucking amazing to see. Those kids were hated by everyone at school after that.

I got set on fire. Not really weird but ya know just thought while we were sharing

There was a kid who used to draw graves on the school tables with everyone's name on it, he filled a table with 22 graves with the names of everyone in the class, then he drew the teacher crucified. He was pretty good at it too

This prick, he was always bare weird at school


This wanker... not weird, just a wanker, he once tried to sell me watercress seeds telling me it was weed, what a knobend

Rönin wrote:There was a kid who used to draw graves on the school tables with everyone's name on it, he filled a table with 22 graves with the names of everyone in the class, then he drew the teacher crucified. He was pretty good at it too

kid sounds sick

Was a kid who used to wear a ridiculously long trench coat and walked like Mr. Soft from those old mint adverts.



He never brushed his hair and never spoke to anyone. One day he got caught carving a massive swastika into one of the biology tables by one of our teachers, and when the teacher tried to pull him up on it he threw himself around the room mimicking an epileptic fit, picking up chairs and trashing the classroom. Never seen an adult look so scared of a child in all my life.

So many incidents to list, he was just the first that came to mind. I went to school in the South Wales valleys - every other kid was a scumbag with a knife and some kind of attention defecit disorder/drug addiction/paedophile. Actually, one of our teachers hung himself because he was a nonce http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3853953.stm

Also, one of our teachers fainted during a lesson and smashed her head open on the corner of a table. Everyone just laughed and left the classroom. One of the girls went and got another teacher, but everyone else was just like 'ha ha!' Pretty cold really.