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Misk wrote:Dear dr. Yompa,
Can you reccomend a good cure for forhead-penis? i seem to have one growing out of my forehead, and even when i file it down, it eventually grows back. im at my wit's end, and its starting to affect my social life!

yours,
misk

dont worry mate, wait till the balls grow and you wont be able to see other peoples expressions!

Wub wrote:It's not rape.

It's surprise sex.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Sans forthcoming advice, I tried the Viagra.
Didn't straighten the hair but something else unfurled.


WadooIdonowdoc?

Misk wrote:Dear dr. Yompa,
Can you reccomend a good cure for forhead-penis? i seem to have one growing out of my forehead, and even when i file it down, it eventually grows back. im at my wit's end, and its starting to affect my social life!

yours,
misk

oh that means you're a cuckold. shakesperean times language for YO BITCH IS BANGIN ANOTHER DUDE. kill them both and the unicorn penis will disappear.

Dear Dr Yoshi

I need some help.

Can you help me please?

Bradley

BlizzardMusic wrote:Dear Dr Yoshi

I need some help.

Can you help me please?

Bradley

This quack is inhuman...like septic health system. Go Hilary!

suprised.

Delendi wrote:

Misk wrote:Dear dr. Yompa,
Can you reccomend a good cure for forhead-penis? i seem to have one growing out of my forehead, and even when i file it down, it eventually grows back. im at my wit's end, and its starting to affect my social life!

yours,
misk

oh that means you're a cuckold. shakesperean times language for YO BITCH IS BANGIN ANOTHER DUDE. kill them both and the unicorn penis will disappear.

what if we just have a threesome? no need for violence...

Misk wrote:

Delendi wrote:

Misk wrote:Dear dr. Yompa,
Can you reccomend a good cure for forhead-penis? i seem to have one growing out of my forehead, and even when i file it down, it eventually grows back. im at my wit's end, and its starting to affect my social life!

yours,
misk

oh that means you're a cuckold. shakesperean times language for YO BITCH IS BANGIN ANOTHER DUDE. kill them both and the unicorn penis will disappear.

what if we just have a threesome? no need for violence...

sorry to yet again be crude ..
but i would imagine having double cocks, the usual one and one on your forehead, would be pretty amazing seeing as you could get the suck + fuck at the same time.

why you filin' that shit misk ?

With the doc dead (killed by a stray golf ball I hear),
I took the opportunity to go get qualified as a MD with the Ponds Institute.

Nurse Manfred, send in the first patient ....

5 years & 5000 posts

some leave without a farewell,
disenchanted or drifting
but I want to say goodbye
and tell you how great dsf & snh have been

with the wit & wisdom of:

i-line, citizen, corpsey, jim, fused forces, signus, dope labs, thinking, metal box products, boy arena, jay, lkewis, boomphat, n-type, bunzero, amykamala, primate, the wiggle baron, steppa, frodo, spiderman, manray, Miss Brass, gena, skrewface, chef, tacospheros, (Von) boyage, stenchman, ruckspin, contakt, dirty, incyde, spooks, whut, dave, shards, dj $hy, blackdown, joe muggs, numaestro, ikonika, esfandyar, plastician, misk, djake, Jubz, boomnoise, test conditions, dj shiva, sigha, glacial, thesis, gravious, cogent, kingGhost, Soiree, LACE, Mr Hyde, cogidubnus, matthewcraddock,, cosmic surgeon, Who's Zena?, missedthebus, hayze 99, Vicar of Dub, lloydnoise, vertx, danrev, silentk, aleks zen, will blaze, kidshuffle, Pedro sanchez, perkalerk215, Hibbie, Coppola, pangaea, ahier, Kion, eshscramble, slim, kuma, south3rn, did, menacetosobriety, AllNightDayDream, -[2]DAY_-, nowaysj, bassrael, wizeguy, Random Eyez, say-whut, jrisreal, unwind, thesynthesist, abZ, shane, dj projekts, sines, darkmatter, skevin, The Wife Beater, hera, macroclimate, FSTZ, relaks, forensix (mcr), maori-nick, neka, triky, reverendmedia, guerillaeye, trigga, pdomino, Ronin, karacazee, incinic, -boring, wormcode, pompende, arktrix, coishii, jus wan, surface_tension, jolly wailer, rogue star, belalala, particle jim, cityzen, rekordah, bagelator, nine, youthful inplants, Electric Head, LEQ, deadly habit, collige, uncle bill, aftee, (funky) stanton, brasco, Shum, truefiction, Watch Your Step, ed teach, Neurotik, rob sparx, T_!, jameshk, feasible_weasel, bashment dan, d.three, 64hz, tuckerlinen, legend4ry, human?, Savage, felix gash, umkhontowesizewe, frebentos, primate, jazzamataz, Caski, icanicant, skimpi, capo ultra, Motorway to Roswell, Kidlogic, djrobyn, dr ddd, kozee, alphacat, upstateface, z.u. bee, tomity, claw, cursedc, mickey g, le_hardcore_chiefus, lyons238, Sheff, Atac, zebaman, Gewze, budsteq, spire, (Pada), dust shop, xi, diablo, DFRNT, feral witchchild, _v_, bokatordubstep, dubstepper, murky 21, aspect-dubz, johney, tronman, cure, dusk govener, wer2jah, MikeE, kwality, bellybelle, soldja-chik, elBe, jaydot, LA Boxers, frank grimes, Molzie, d_T_r, Ayatollah

acknowledging:

Badger first to question me
Shonky first to correct & welcome me
datura first to hijack my thread
dubluke first to laugh at me
*grand* first to take me seriously
two oh one first to criticize me
tempest first mate
dubism first I offered faint praise
pk- first to not understand but like what I posted
ozols man first to understand me
ytee first ninja I insulted
flash harry first to get agro with me
Epithet first heated debate
Griffskiii first internet war
delendi first I apologized to

and thanks to:

wubstep
theevilgirl
kamala (amykamala)
fuagofire
ketamine
bass hertz (butt jolokia)
snypadub
wolf89
Bennet
vulvavibration
Mattron
bandshell
same'O
hackman
pikeymobile
garethorn
limb
3za
Boot
borrowed
gnome
noam
firky
apmje
Kodachrome
gwa
finji
Genevieve
herbalicious
Kochari
horse
fooishbar
kay
wub
diss04
NilsFG
deamonds
nesslei
seckle
AntLionUK
signals
drokkr
(A) $10Bag
DRTY
faust.dtc
kammo
blizzardmusic
knell
Ashley
fractal
Phigure
ch 3
mugabe
EXPO
thief
dubloke
abelard
slothrop
fou chien
pistonsbeneath
forensics (foreign sick)
beans
flippo

baron von carlton

xarcane

magma


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Kins83





I arrived here obnoxiously,
was silly and pathetic
profound and pretentious
compassionate & cocky
untrustworthy but wise

I feel happily emptied.




So, when the recievers came yesterday,
changed the locks and posted eviction notices
I accepted that it is time to leave.



A vacancy exists as of
now

Noooooooooooooooooo!
Say it ain't so!

SunkLo wrote:Noooooooooooooooooo!
Say it ain't so!

This is a sad day for DSF

Farewell sd5. Your were always one of the most entertaining and often thought provoking posters around.

You're a cool dude. Regret not getting to know you any better...

SunkLo wrote:Noooooooooooooooooo!
Say it ain't so!

Phigure wrote:

SunkLo wrote:Noooooooooooooooooo!
Say it ain't so!

This is a sad day for DSF

Farewell sd5. Your were always one of the most entertaining and often thought provoking posters around.

You're a cool dude. Regret not getting to know you any better...

word.

or in my case, regret not having contributed enough to dsf during the time i was here so far to make it on to your list. you definetly are one of my favorite posters. i hope you're not leaving forever but if that's your decision i wanna let you know that your insightful, witty, poetic and, as said above, thought-provoking posts will not be forgotten.

i'm convinced most users, certainly all ninjas, feel the same.

...why'd he leave?

One of the finest posters on this board. Big ups.