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Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:30 am
by mikey_g
another fatty?
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:37 am
by sigbowls
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:56 am
by diablo
"Wear knee high socks, its cold down here"

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:11 am
by mikey_g
get ya ribs took out
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:29 am
by jaybird
Dead Rats wrote:Dead Rat's Penis wrote: Hey, I know I'm basically erect for 24 hours a day, but you know when you start making out with that drunk, smoking hot bird you just met? Yeah, THAT'S WHEN I TAKE MY BREAK.
LOL.. you win!
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 4:45 am
by drokkr
stop doing that, i'm going to get sick.
look, her. the fatty dropping kebab on her tits. put me in her.
let go of me for fucks sake.
i class this as abuse.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 5:00 am
by s & m
"ah c'mon just DO it dude we can tell her to keep it a secret."
"I'll take what i can get"
"DUDE SHE WONT SAY ANYTHING"
"Yeah no shit I blew it in 2 mins you never give me any practice man!??!"
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 7:33 am
by miscreant
careful jackieboi, another well timed one liner like that and you might just end up using me tonight.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 10:57 am
by xarcane
"WHY?!"
"why not..."
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:39 am
by Pada
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:42 am
by nousd
I'm kept awake by yodelling down there.
Thank christ I'm not an hermaphrodite.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:17 pm
by mikey_g
"take me to a funky night cos dubstep is a total sausise fest"
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:33 pm
by reverend dale
mikey g wrote:another fatty?
My favourite so far.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 12:34 pm
by reverend dale
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:23 pm
by drokkr
look at the state of that, thank fuck i'm not your nose. that looks like it's going to stink in there.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:26 pm
by stapleface
my penis would start singing "lonely" by Akon
then I'd have to gag it to silence it.
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:30 pm
by dubluke
mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:54 pm
by dubplate
dubluke wrote:mine would say "whoever you shag, please make sure it isn't mikey g"
hes a good looking lad you know

Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2009 1:57 pm
by diss04
"it's cold here in the shadows... that's why I'm looking a bit thin today honestly"