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Catholic all boys secondary school meant even the normal kids were a bit weird
we had a guy that used to shit in the school bins (still does it now in sixth form)
someone wrote their name in shit on the toilet wall back in year 7
a kid that had a tardis shaved into the back of his head
and this really strange Polish kid who everybody called Duck who used to stand at the bus stop and fart whilst looking really shifty

iv got some longer stories but i cant quite remember them all atm, my school was just a haven for nutters and weirdos

wobbles wrote:Nah. He ws rich

Everytime I look at your avatar

Somehow I forgot this guy...






His channel is just loads of super poor auto-tune covers of Usher and shit. He used to walk around the corridors 'beatboxing' to himself too.

Then he had the master-plan of getting brand new phones delivered to the empty house next door and give them away to the 'coolest' guys at school so they'd befriend him. That was his story anyway, not sure how he actually did it, people received free phones though.

He also set up a skateboard company called...'Telement Skateboards' and got shirts printed with the Element logo and 'T' in front of it

A pic from the day he didn't pluck his eyebrows...

wubstep wrote:

That actually is Simon from The Inbetweeners surely?

i fucking love u guys
bump and bookmark
i'l come back with a story if i can remember a goodie

I regularly pretend I'm a Penguin.

I also Pretend to be called MC BENNY

B-90 wrote:I also Pretend to be called MC BENNY

not good enuff ... pls change your name by deed poll

vishes wrote:

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I had a close friend who's hair was just like that except black.
Imagine the looks we got walking down the streets.
Me with my dreads and him with an afro.
We just used to stare back.

Yeah that guy got looks from literally everyone when he walked through the hallways at school. It was mental.
Even when we were in class there were the occasional people shouting at him from the hallway.

I think he liked the attention though.

say_whut wrote:I swear down, every person I've ever come across who is into anime is mentally unhinged. This streak is yet to end.

there is truth to this.

School stories:

A guy in my registration class drinking Tipex and trying to eat razor blades, when he left school he held up the corner shop opposite his house which his mum worked at, he was caught!

Lots of phantom desk shiters.

One kid who just got excluded, coming back and hiding in the bushes during sports day, taking shots at runners with an air rifle.

I'm now teaching 14-19 year olds and so far I've had:

The ginger kid wanking in the recording booth (Spotted on CCTV)

A student making a funeral song and then laying down in a coffin like shape and pretending he was dead

Someone pissing in the corner of the classroom during break

A girl who didnt know if she lived in a house or a flat and was convinced Beyonce was her cousin

And the serial bullshitting student who had his bike nicked, which was padlocked to a concrete bench, believable until he tells me they nicked the bench also. His 50" TV stolen from inside his flat while he was in the kitchen, no forced entry and no one else had a key. The really sad thing was that he used to make up that all of his family had caught cancer, one week his dad, then his step mum and Granddad etc, he told me 3 times his grandmother had died so he couldn't come in.

And to finish it off, a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it. Same guy who when his brother got ran over coming from the sweetie van, instead of helping him he stole all his sweets and ran off laughing.

Kid in my class pissed in a bottle in the corner of the class while the teacher was trying to control the class. Nother kid picks it up and sniffs it when no one is looking but me and he catches my eye looking at him.
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leviticus wrote:School stories:

A guy in my registration class drinking Tipex and trying to eat razor blades, when he left school he held up the corner shop opposite his house which his mum worked at, he was caught!

Lots of phantom desk shiters.

One kid who just got excluded, coming back and hiding in the bushes during sports day, taking shots at runners with an air rifle.

I'm now teaching 14-19 year olds and so far I've had:

The ginger kid wanking in the recording booth (Spotted on CCTV)

A student making a funeral song and then laying down in a coffin like shape and pretending he was dead

Someone pissing in the corner of the classroom during break

A girl who didnt know if she lived in a house or a flat and was convinced Beyonce was her cousin

And the serial bullshitting student who had his bike nicked, which was padlocked to a concrete bench, believable until he tells me they nicked the bench also. His 50" TV stolen from inside his flat while he was in the kitchen, no forced entry and no one else had a key. The really sad thing was that he used to make up that all of his family had caught cancer, one week his dad, then his step mum and Granddad etc, he told me 3 times his grandmother had died so he couldn't come in.

And to finish it off, a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it. Same guy who when his brother got ran over coming from the sweetie van, instead of helping him he stole all his sweets and ran off laughing.

do you work in scotland?

noam wrote:

leviticus wrote:School stories:

A guy in my registration class drinking Tipex and trying to eat razor blades, when he left school he held up the corner shop opposite his house which his mum worked at, he was caught!

Lots of phantom desk shiters.

One kid who just got excluded, coming back and hiding in the bushes during sports day, taking shots at runners with an air rifle.

I'm now teaching 14-19 year olds and so far I've had:

The ginger kid wanking in the recording booth (Spotted on CCTV)

A student making a funeral song and then laying down in a coffin like shape and pretending he was dead

Someone pissing in the corner of the classroom during break

A girl who didnt know if she lived in a house or a flat and was convinced Beyonce was her cousin

And the serial bullshitting student who had his bike nicked, which was padlocked to a concrete bench, believable until he tells me they nicked the bench also. His 50" TV stolen from inside his flat while he was in the kitchen, no forced entry and no one else had a key. The really sad thing was that he used to make up that all of his family had caught cancer, one week his dad, then his step mum and Granddad etc, he told me 3 times his grandmother had died so he couldn't come in.

And to finish it off, a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it. Same guy who when his brother got ran over coming from the sweetie van, instead of helping him he stole all his sweets and ran off laughing.

do you work in scotland?

Somewhere equally as wrong, Luton

leviticus wrote:a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it

Fucking LOL

loooooooooooL

leviticus wrote:a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it

Marzz wrote:

leviticus wrote:a guy I was trick or treating with when I was about 14, stuck a pound up his arse so he didn't have to share it

What the fuck! does he try and eat that vomit from his hand?