My Facebook is down just now. Worst thing about it is I can't go on Facebook to moan that my Facebook is down.
And regarding all these irritating posts looking for millions of likes. Aren't most of them just clever marketers preying on dumbfucks to build lists for internet marketing purposes? Sure there's a fair few wind ups in there as well right enough.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 5:43 am
by RandomEyez
Oh and one to add to the list...
Girls who comment on their friends pics saying things like
"Daphne, you look stunning! xxx"
or
"Wow Jemima, you look so beautiful in that dress x"
when it's plain to see the girl is a absolute MUNTER.
It's so patronizing, especially seen as the munter in question has probably learnt to accept the fact she's got a face like a smashed crab and doesn't really need to be lied to.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 6:35 am
by finji
Smashed crab
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:05 pm
by Dead Rats
The same tnuc posting a minimum of 10 updates daily, 90% of the time complaining about shit he knows nothing about and the other 10% about how much he hates Facebook. Complains about not having a job, always blaming it on the government. Shit is mad rage.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2012 1:18 pm
by Gewze
finji wrote:Smashed crab
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 4:40 am
by InternetSlaveMaster
via my girlfriend's newsfeed today
Had to have her save it to show it to you fellows.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 6:36 am
by Dead Rats
InternetSlaveMaster wrote:
via my girlfriend's newsfeed today
Had to have her save it to show it to you fellows.
What the fuck?
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2012 9:04 pm
by wub
Dead Rats wrote:The same tnuc posting a minimum of 10 updates daily, 90% of the time complaining about shit he knows nothing about and the other 10% about how much he hates Facebook. Complains about not having a job, always blaming it on the government. Shit is mad rage.
Would've been deleted in a heartbeat.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 5:45 am
by Shum
Had this pop up just now:
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:30 am
by LA_Boxers
Random Eyez wrote:Oh and one to add to the list...
Girls who comment on their friends pics saying things like
"Daphne, you look stunning! xxx"
or
"Wow Jemima, you look so beautiful in that dress x"
when it's plain to see the girl is a absolute MUNTER.
It's so patronizing, especially seen as the munter in question has probably learnt to accept the fact she's got a face like a smashed crab and doesn't really need to be lied to.
So much this.
Tbf I guess they are trying to be good friends........but its still funny when you see it. You might like the munters dress, but at least be honest and say its to use as a tent.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 7:32 am
by wub
"I'm looking ugly today, hit Like if you disagree"
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 12:58 pm
by Steve_French
Is there an algorithm to remove ANY olympics/ sporting related content? I don't give shit about andy murray and what ever sport he does. fuck off
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 2:56 pm
by hugh
goodeh wrote:Is there an algorithm to remove ANY olympics/ sporting related content? I don't give shit about andy murray and what ever sport he does. fuck off
miserable sod
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 3:15 pm
by Steve_French
hugh wrote:
goodeh wrote:Is there an algorithm to remove ANY olympics/ sporting related content? I don't give shit about andy murray and what ever sport he does. fuck off
miserable sod
i hate the over competitiveness. I DO enjoy womens volley ball however. thats something everyone can enjoy
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:18 pm
by kingldub
Andy Murray's a tnuc.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:33 pm
by gnome
PinUp wrote:
5910 wrote:Girl1: what's the difference between the UK and Great Britain anway
Girl2: The UK is just LONDON, Wales and like... Scotland... GB is all that plus England and Ireland.
I literally don't understand how people can be that stupid!
Yeah as if GB includes Ireland. The dummies.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:41 pm
by faultier
PinUp wrote:
I literally don't understand how people can be that stupid!
it's all fun and games until you realise these people have the right to vote too
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 4:42 pm
by RandomEyez
wub wrote:"I'm looking ugly today, hit Like if you disagree"
I quite like that one actually. So needy.
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 11:28 pm
by Today
i'd comment just to point out that i hadn't "liked" it
i.e. "YES YOU ARE FCKING UGLY. happy now?"
Re: Irritating shit on facebook
Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2012 1:37 am
by DJPontificate
If you guys don't like the irritating content, then why don't you just sever online contact with the poster? I mean, I don't have any experience with Facebook, I think it defeats the purpose of the internet, but why do you guys complain about it and not take a proactive stance?
This goes along with my point:
Instead of complaining about it, why don't you associate yourself with people with whom you agree more?
