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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 3:07 pm
by LA_Boxers
Online purchases of clothes etc never usually look as good in real life.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:12 pm
by murky21
fucksake
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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:58 am
by Lystric
LA_Boxers wrote:Online purchases of clothes etc never usually look as good in real life.
had a really good streak of getting exactly what I wanted up until recently. I got this shirt the other day, the ink is just so thick and reflective. it's too bright for my eyes.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:31 am
by LA_Boxers
I cant decide between Subway and Marks&Spencers for lunch.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:33 am
by Forum
LA_Boxers wrote:I cant decide between Subway and Marks&Spencers for lunch.
Subway. Especially if they still have teriyaki chicken

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:53 am
by vertx
It's been 19 days and my records haven't turned up yet. long

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:55 am
by angrybobo
VicarOfDub wrote:I got this shirt the other day, the ink is just so thick and reflective. it's too bright for my eyes.
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Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:58 am
by LA_Boxers
southstar wrote:
LA_Boxers wrote:I cant decide between Subway and Marks&Spencers for lunch.
Subway. Especially if they still have teriyaki chicken
The masses have spoken......although that aint in the £3 deal......so BMT it is.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:00 pm
by jazzamataz
magma wrote: This morning the girl that served me in Starbucks was so attractive that it took me THREE attempts to tell her my order without tripping over my tongue. Shyiiiiiit. I think she might be the most beautiful girl I've ever seen AND she's got an Italian accent. :h:

Of course, she now thinks I have learning difficulties and a speech impediment. :u:
I did EXACTLY this yesterday with the REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING girl in Bluewater Starbucks.
I looked like a sad little fucktard afterwards because she started laughing, and then to compound it and make it
all the more awkward I mumbled "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
:u: :u: :u:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:30 pm
by JFK
jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
Hmmm I dunno, that sounds like a reasonably good save to me......

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:33 pm
by magma
jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
Oof, that's the sort of comment that either gets you laid within 2 hours or means you can never go in there again.

My Italian Baristette burnt my croissant this morning. I couldn't find it in me to complain. :U:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:43 pm
by brettheaslewood
magma wrote:
jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
Oof, that's the sort of comment that either gets you laid within 2 hours or means you can never go in there again.

My Italian Baristette burnt my croissant this morning. I couldn't find it in me to complain. :U:
complaining would of initiated brilliant conversation though ...

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:51 pm
by jazzamataz
magma wrote:
jazzamataz wrote: "Sorry, I got lost in your eyes."
Oof, that's the sort of comment that either gets you laid within 2 hours or means you can never go in there again.

My Italian Baristette burnt my croissant this morning. I couldn't find it in me to complain. :U:
Well, she smiled and looked a little embarrassed - you could even say her cheeks went a bit rosy.
I'll report back when I go later today (if she's on shift).

I (Unfortunately, some would say) have a Gf at the moment (Who is a corker, might I add - punching WELL above my weight with this one)
and it's been a good year or so since I got any action at all so I'm quite apprehensive about even entertaining the idea of chatting up another girl.

A bird in the hand and all that...

But i'm a sucker for a brunette with blue eyes.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:54 pm
by helix
I had too much cheesecake last night.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 1:51 pm
by JFK
My dealer has three types of high quality bud to choose from........

Dont know whether to go for one type on its own or have a mixture of the three.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:06 pm
by jazzamataz
JFK wrote:My dealer has three types of high quality bud to choose from........

Dont know whether to go for one type on its own or have a mixture of the three.
Variety is the spice of life.

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:07 pm
by brettheaslewood
JFK wrote:My dealer has three types of high quality bud to choose from........

Dont know whether to go for one type on its own or have a mixture of the three.
just go for one, they're all gonna do the same thing at the end of the day - get u high

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:08 pm
by Reese_Liar
Helix [Delay] wrote:I had too much cheesecake last night.
The timing of this post was absolutely perfect :lol: :lol:

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:31 pm
by Neptune
t-mobile keep on sending me junk texts

Re: First World Problems

Posted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 4:50 pm
by magma
Explaining to the Fuckbuddy that I've started seeing someone 'properly' so she's going to need to fall back on the filthy texts and late night booty calls.

End of a very fun arrangement! :|