Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 9:45 am
lol bloody hahahehehe
Christopher Walken.
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Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 1:42 pm
whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken.
Christopher Walken.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:04 pm
Bit of a classic, but in case anyone missed it 
Whats worse than finding a worm in yer apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Gangrape.
Whats worse than finding a worm in yer apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
Gangrape.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 2:17 pm
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:29 pm
Why do you feed a baby into a blender legs-first?
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So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.
I'm really, really sorry.
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So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.
I'm really, really sorry.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:13 pm
All these baby jokes are making me want a wank.
Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2007 4:45 pm
^^ ROFLMAO
haha u sick sick bastard
haha u sick sick bastard
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 11:20 am
Whats worse than that?Shonky wrote:Q:What's worse than Ian Huntley giving them a bath?Kingjake wrote:Q whats worse than micheal jackson putting your kids to bed
A Ian huntley giving them a bath first
A: Harold Shipman giving them their shots
Swimming lessons with Michael Barrymore
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 2:54 pm
I think this one is the winner?Mohan wrote:Why do you feed a baby into a blender legs-first?
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So you can still hear it scream when you cum in its mouth.
I'm really, really sorry.
Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2007 4:37 pm
pretending it's aliveTRU_G wrote:Whats funnier then a dead baby?
Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:53 pm
What did the deaf, dumb and blind kid get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Cancer.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 8:18 am
if you've never heard the legendary ' aristocrats' joke , you are missing out..
here some background:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28joke%29
hers the joke as performed by my favorite standup: Gilbert Gottfried.
its like 10 minutes long....enjoy
http://www.mediafire.com/?fjis3lidrjk
here some background:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Aristocrats_%28joke%29
hers the joke as performed by my favorite standup: Gilbert Gottfried.
its like 10 minutes long....enjoy
http://www.mediafire.com/?fjis3lidrjk
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 11:10 am
Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?
Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:15 pm
I dont get it?Shonky wrote:Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?
Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:27 pm
Did a lad in - geddit?Ashley wrote:I dont get it?Shonky wrote:Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?
Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 1:36 pm
Now I do lol....I guess the AC needs to be turned on here as I cant think straightShonky wrote:Did a lad in - geddit?Ashley wrote:I dont get it?Shonky wrote:Why doesn't Barrymore do panto?
Cause he did Aladdin six years ago and has been criticized ever since.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:15 pm
What was the best bit about the holaocaust?
The holocaust bit
ROFL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAOOOO
The holocaust bit
ROFL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAOOOO
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 5:23 pm
You wag, Corpsey.Corpsey wrote:What was the best bit about the holaocaust?
The holocaust bit
ROFL LOL LMAO LMAO LMAOOOO
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 6:59 pm
Whats the hardest part about fucking a 6 year old?
Getting the blood out of the clown costume.
Whats the least pleasant part to hit when fucking a newborn?
The tonsils.
Cue Satan.
Getting the blood out of the clown costume.
Whats the least pleasant part to hit when fucking a newborn?
The tonsils.
Cue Satan.
Posted: Tue Jun 19, 2007 7:36 pm
What's black and doesn't work?
Bernard Manning's kidneys
Ba dum ching - I fang yew
Bernard Manning's kidneys
Ba dum ching - I fang yew