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W- Wheeel!!! as in "Wheel up selectah!" great when done by Cutty Ranks as he rolls his eyes into the back of his skull mid-song. Wheeeeel!!

W- Wonk, Wonkinator, Willy Wonka - you know, those wonkin' bass lines. Term coined at Dub Warz, NYC.

Chin scratching (ch~inn scra~ching) A term applied to "stan up and gazers " who watch the frivolities in the dance hall from an upright stance , whilst lovingly carressing ther chins.
it is not unheard of for chin strokers to stroke other peoples chins.

Lurkery. (lurr~ka~ree) is the main activity of the lurker, not to be confused with internet lurkers , the dub lurker can be found in a shadowy corner often intoxicated .
well known lurkers include
tha illsta
hijak
Ntype
Patrick moore
Estelle Getty
and Bonnie Tyler.
-Lurkery is when the thrill of the lurk becomes so great that the said lurker bursts from the shadows and proceeds to "shok-out"

poax wrote: Lurkery. (lurr~ka~ree) is the main activity of the lurker, not to be confused with internet lurkers , the dub lurker can be found in a shadowy corner often intoxicated .
well known lurkers include
tha illsta
hijak
Ntype
Patrick moore
Estelle Getty
and Bonnie Tyler.
-Lurkery is when the thrill of the lurk becomes so great that the said lurker bursts from the shadows and proceeds to "shok-out"

Crash-outs.(ker~rash~ahts) these are those well known souls, found asleep inside nightclubs, back offices and coaches. Also known as lightweights, weasels or victims these over-intoxicated individuals can be found almost anywhere the bouncers will not throw them out.
Famous examples include:
You know who
His mate
most of the DMZ Leeds coach gang
oliver reed
george best
and other legendary casualties

THA ILLSTA wrote:
Crash-outs.(ker~rash~ahts) these are those well known souls, found asleep inside nightclubs, back offices and coaches. Also known as lightweights, weasels or victims these over-intoxicated individuals can be found almost anywhere the bouncers will not throw them out.
Famous examples include:
You know who
His mate
most of the DMZ Leeds coach gang
oliver reed
george best
and other legendary casualties

That's right bruv, Razzzz it up

Jubscarz wrote:Weasel fact 227:

Did you know that weasels communicate telepathically? On occasion they have been known to telepathically enter the minds of humans aswell and consequently weasels are responsible for some of the greatest achievements in civilisation. Discovery of Pencillin? Dave the Weasel (R.I.P) in Flemings Brain. Construction of the Pyramids? Hieronymous L. Weasel III. Inventor of the mobile phone? Willy Ricardo Easle Weasel (also invented the easle). And you didnt think Arnie managed to be elected governor of California with the help of humans did you?!?

So a little respect please.

you almost had me laughing my pumpkin soup all over myself.

Hieronymous L Weasel!!?

M - MURKY/MURKLE

the phenomena of the dense, thick (now banned) fog of weed/cigarette smoke at mass, so dense in fact that makes you shocked at the clarity of air when you get out of the building.

eg. "dmz last night, man. It was murky in there!"

THA ILLSTA wrote:if you see "weasel" try reading "badger" or "stoat" if that helps

oi

Yagga... Crack em...Grand.. Mental!
Subaholic... Dubaholic

M - Mental! (Men-Tawl)
often used by chef when talking about spongebob (aka mental) by coki.

Chef: This tune is mental! If this tune was a person, he'd be like mental, init. (followed by crackhead style laughter)

oh and another chef-ism

W-Wrong 'Un (Rong-unn)
the preffered term when describing what a tune makes you wanna do thats a 'big naughty, ya get me' be it drugs, drink or girl.

Chef: This tune makes ya wanna do some wrong 'uns!

I vote for a sub thread for Chefalisms AKA Chef's dictionary


here's a couple more starters:


I is for INGREDIENTS
: those well known constituents of the Chefal dubplate sack


R is for RECIPE
: particularly fine ingredients

THA ILLSTA wrote:I vote for a sub thread for Chefalisms AKA Chef's dictionary

good thinking, batman.

THA ILLSTA wrote:W is for WEASEL

as in: most of the people on this forum

haha, no offence intended.

OII!!! theres only one weasel in ere ol'e chap.

WWeasel
Bit of a loony Dubstepper
thats why im feasible <-- weasel

okay...

just a note to all my woodlandfolk chums, weasels, badgers, stoats, otters, ferrets, squirrels, chipmunks etc. etc.

No personal offence intended

Any mention of the above species(s) are to be strictly regarded as colloquial references applying in general to the following

stnuc, assholes, wankers, dicks, dickheads, pricks, knobs, idiots, jokers, fools, damn fools, lightweights, victims, casualties, jerks, twats, pillocks, twazzocks, divvies, divpots, prats, cocks, numbskulls, dimwits, fuckeries, fucksons, fucksticks and fuckwits

If you do happen to find yourself on the above list, then please feel free to regard the aforementioned countryside hyperbole as directed at you.

kind regards

T.I.

THA ILLSTA wrote:okay...

just a note to all my woodlandfolk chums, weasels, badgers, stoats, otters, ferrets, squirrels, chipmunks etc. etc.

No personal offence intended

Any mention of the above species(s) are to be strictly regarded as colloquial references applying in general to the following

stnuc, assholes, wankers, dicks, dickheads, pricks, knobs, idiots, jokers, fools, damn fools, lightweights, victims, casualties, jerks, twats, pillocks, twazzocks, divvies, divpots, prats, cocks, numbskulls, dimwits, fuckeries, fucksons, fucksticks and fuckwits

If you do happen to find yourself on the above list, then please feel free to regard the aforementioned countryside hyperbole as directed at you.

kind regards

T.I.

so u think weasels and stoats are the same???
but weasels are weasily distiguishable and stoats are stoatally different

^^^^

Jokes mate

now let's have the rest of that recipe

-please-

THA ILLSTA wrote: ^^^^

Jokes mate

now let's have the rest of that recipe

-please-

that is the recipe:
Tesco's
Pastry case,slice the choc roll and empty 4 tub servings on top and spread around.

COOL!!!

now watch this space for FERRET FLAN

THA ILLSTA wrote:COOL!!!

now watch this space for FERRET FLAN

great we could have out own
woodland animals recipe book