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Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:30 pm
by lloydnoise
I used to keep snakes and seriously, yours isnt gonna last too long just chillin in a bathtub. You need proper heating, IR lamps and unless your house is MEGA clean, it'll just get mites or some parasite and fucking die.
Did some volunteer stuff with RSPCA going round pikeys houses to take their dangerous animals away, saw some shocking shit
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:33 pm
by ezza
all that will be ready by like tuesday
theres no need to worry lol i think im capable of owning a snake
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:43 pm
by volcanogeorge
this is my favourite thread
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 1:46 pm
by Electric_Head
This definitely belongs here.
Electric_Head wrote:Electric_Head wrote:Agent is the poster boy for good pet owners world wide.

Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:14 pm
by SCope13
wonga, have one of ur friends create an emergency account so that if you do die they can let us know
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:27 pm
by ezza
ill be fine bro
also, how hard do people reckon it would be to keep wasps in a room? really feeling them Japanese hornets

Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 3:32 pm
by ezza
i like the idea of things flying about the room
might buy a vulture or an eagle
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:12 pm
by BonerJams04
holy shit fuck those japanese hornets m8
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:14 pm
by SCope13
poison dart frog would be cool

Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:24 pm
by exfox
Reverb wrote:holy shit fuck those japanese hornets m8
Bee predation[edit]
In Japan, beekeepers often prefer European honey bees because they are more productive than the endemic Japanese honey bees. However, it is quite difficult to maintain a captive hive of European honey bees, as the hornets will often prey on the bees.
Once a Japanese giant hornet has located a hive of European honey bees it leaves pheromone markers around it that quickly attract nest-mates to converge on the hive. A single hornet can kill forty European honey bees in a minute; a group of 30 hornets can destroy an entire hive containing 30,000 bees in a little more than three hours. The hornets kill and dismember the bees, returning to their nest with the bee thoraxes, which they feed to their larvae, leaving heads and limbs behind. The hornets also eat the bees' honey.

Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:28 pm
by mIrReN
Agent 47 wrote:
theres no need to worry lol i think im capable of owning a snake
you think
problem found
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:50 pm
by jaydot
You're sick and twisted, Agent. Are you going to bring the snake down to the next DSF rumble you have
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 4:59 pm
by joeki
I've actually "owned" a nest of Japanese hornets on my porch. They weren't friendly neighbours.
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:00 pm
by Kochari
exfox wrote:Reverb wrote:holy shit fuck those japanese hornets m8
Bee predation[edit]
In Japan, beekeepers often prefer European honey bees because they are more productive than the endemic Japanese honey bees. However, it is quite difficult to maintain a captive hive of European honey bees, as the hornets will often prey on the bees.
Once a Japanese giant hornet has located a hive of European honey bees it leaves pheromone markers around it that quickly attract nest-mates to converge on the hive. A single hornet can kill forty European honey bees in a minute; a group of 30 hornets can destroy an entire hive containing 30,000 bees in a little more than three hours. The hornets kill and dismember the bees, returning to their nest with the bee thoraxes, which they feed to their larvae, leaving heads and limbs behind. The hornets also eat the bees' honey.

Please don't buy some hornets. Bees are dying out as it is
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:27 pm
by Blenky
Agent 47 wrote:ill be fine bro
also, how hard do people reckon it would be to keep wasps in a room? really feeling them Japanese hornets

Piece of piss really, get 30. Don't need protection either their stingers aren't powerful enough to break human skin. I'm an expert on dangerous animals so you can trust me. Don't say you heard it from me though cos i'm on parole for breaking an ostrich out of a zoo
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:35 pm
by BonerJams04
buy a manowar
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:42 pm
by ehbes
Reverb wrote:buy a manowar
i doubt an 18th century british war ship would fit in his bathtub
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 5:58 pm
by jaydot
ehbrums1 wrote:Reverb wrote:buy a manowar
i doubt an 18th century british war ship would fit in his bathtub

Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:02 pm
by BonerJams04
if you laugh it will only encourage him
Re: THE DEADLY THREAD
Posted: Sat Jul 27, 2013 6:05 pm
by EliteLennon117
buy a lion