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Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:58 am
by rickyarbino
Actually OP, I would rather compel you to meditate. Reflect upon the contributions you make to your friend's lives. How big are they? Really? Would you really want to be your own friend?
Consider it.
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:09 pm
by wobbles
fuck one of them up, dont like stab them that's od son, but like punch one of them in the face like fucking 20 times until he falls asleep and then pick up ur fist to the others and just don't hit them up anymore
won't get ur friends back but it's much better than stabbing them and plus lol fuck those pussys lol
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:13 pm
by Harkat
I recommend the tec9 handgun
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:22 pm
by wobbles
ok but keep it non-lethal
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:24 pm
by wobbles
like throw it at them like a rock, make sure it has bullets in it so it's heavier
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:31 pm
by rockonin
Why don't you urinate on all of them to show your the alpha male and they belong to you.
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:33 pm
by wobbles
yea, but don't wear a diaper the day u do it
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:21 pm
by butter_man
just stare everyone down with dead eyes and a 'fuck you, tnuc' attitude.
you may not have friends, but who needs 'em when you've got respect and are feared.
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:32 pm
by Harkat
tell them youre here to duppy soundboys
The Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:33 pm
by wobbles
tell them you eat box
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:35 pm
by Harkat
TBH I can sympathize with op even tho it feels nice to take the piss out of him
its probably not quiet as bad as you think, if not youll make other friends
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:37 pm
by wobbles
tell them about your strong uncle sal
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:38 pm
by wobbles
tell them you're not a virgin anymore
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:40 pm
by wobbles
Tell them how big your dick is
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:41 pm
by butter_man
read nausea by Jean Paul Sartre and learn to not give a fuck. they'll like you more and even if they don't you won't care.
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:42 pm
by wobbles
caress their shoulders
Call them pet names
Show them what a great dancer you are
Stretch in front of them
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:52 pm
by wobbles
Take a dump in a plate and cover it in sprinkles for thsm
Slide across the floor
Do push ups
Tell them about the men you've slept with
Whisper in their ears
Push them around
Laugh at all their jokes
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:54 pm
by wobbles
Drool on yourself
Bake a cake for them
Light fireworks
Get really high in front of them
Have a seizure
Make a long distance call to your girlfriend
Use a fleshlight
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 5:08 pm
by _Agu_
2 possibilities:
#1 Your friends are assholes.
#2 You are an asshole.
I deleted my Facebook account about a year ago. I stopped answering to "friends" who give you a call only on friday and saturday because they need to get drunk, but they have no money. I stopped hanging out with shitheads. Guess what? I feel a lot better, even that most of the society would probably think I take drugs all day long or something when I tell them I have only few friends who I hang out with for the most of the time and that I have no problem with being alone for 2 weeks.
I don't know if this is possible for you, but try this: don't contact them for a week and see if any of them even contact you.
Re: Always feel like out of the social circle?
Posted: Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:43 pm
by ultraspatial
pay models to hang out with you imo