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no but hadouken, i swear thats the noise ken & ryu make...

Me forgetting to win the lottery

Im thinking about winning it this week, hmmmm

datura wrote:1) Do they not teach anyone how to use roundabouts over here? GIVE WAY TO THE RIGHT YOU DUMB MOFOS.

2) Why do OAPs always shop on a weekend when they have ALL WEEK to get their damn shopping. And they have piss poor trolley control.

3) Why if you pay £15 for a concert, would you want to spend half the duration of it going off the the bar in a seperate room during show?? And of course push past me every 2 mins. (TV on the Radio absolutely killed it though, brilliant live band).



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4) Why when you are in a queue for a supermarket checkout (or replace with shop till, airport check in etc) do people stand so damn close, sometimes actually touching you?? IT WILL NOT MAKE THE QUEUE MOVE ANY QUICKER YOU PERSONAL SPACE ABUSING TIT.


btw good call on the walking on the left pk. It's the side of the road you drive on, so walk it too.

d.three wrote:- Not indicating when turning or indicating and then turning in the opposite direction.
- Pedestrians who cross the street without looking.

cyclists woes, i feel them. i have these issues every day.

would also like to add cars that decide to indicate as they're fucking turning. i'm already riding across your side you prick!

also vehicles that drive close to the pavement and end up blockin the way when they reach a traffic jam. pricks!

fellow cyclists who get aggressive when you're waiting at a traffic light and stopping them from cutting across. never happened to me but i saw one guy try to push another cyclist out the way (while she was on her bike!!) because he wanted to illegally cut across while the lights were red. will spanner anyone who tries to do that to me. prick.

crater sized holes in the pavement. fix them. pricks.

ALso, people in shops despite there being a long queue behind them, do not get money/card out ready to pay before having everything scanned. So when matey says the amount they then have to spend 5 minutes going through bag/wallet looking for money.

DJ Sinc Vision wrote:
crater sized holes in the pavement. fix them. pricks.

agree, as ch3 pointed out councils spend so much money on useless mini round-abouts (is that right?) at junctions, their is tonnes round my area, they cause more accidents than they prevent when they should be sorting out a road that looks like theres been an elephant rally

LEQ wrote:ALso, people in shops despite there being a long queue behind them, do not get money/card out ready to pay before having everything scanned. So when matey says the amount they then have to spend 5 minutes going through bag/wallet looking for money.

people who do this in front of Oyster readers too...DURRRRR you knew you needed it in about 2 seconds so why weren't you ready..I WAS!

1. people that use the left (around here at least) side of the moving stairs but don´t step on it. URGGGHHH!! that´s for us ppl in a hurry, not for your light morning work-out. jesus i hate that..
2. ppl that don´t bathe. wtf?
3. very poor ppl having lots of children. WTF? I´m pretty sure it has a lot to do with religion (contraception, abortion) so..
4. religion

i want to be rich

DJ Sinc Vision wrote: fellow cyclists who get aggressive when you're waiting at a traffic light and stopping them from cutting across. never happened to me but i saw one guy try to push another cyclist out the way (while she was on her bike!!) because he wanted to illegally cut across while the lights were red. will spanner anyone who tries to do that to me. prick.

never seen such behaviour before but if anyone does this trick to me they will get a punch on their handle bars. standard. get ya jaws and knees ready.



also I would like to add people on bromton bikes wearing lycra and hipsters riding on London's streets with disc wheels. get a fucking life!

d.three wrote:also I would like to add people on bromton bikes wearing lycra and hipsters riding on London's streets with disc wheels. get a fucking life!

those fuckers move so bloody slow. they think they're the shits because they bought a portable bike! bikes aren't meant to be portable, they're made to get you from A>B as quickly as possible. get some RPM in your life and for god sake just buy a lock! pricks.

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Some get it, some dont.

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Buy some chapstick

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jackieboi wrote:
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