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Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:22 pm
by BonerJams04
Mammoth wrote:
Reverb wrote:
dubfordessert wrote:i hate those twats. the apocryphal Nice Guy who thinks women are supposed to give a shit about his patronising opinions on why girls should love their bodies (and skinny people are disgusting) and Respect Themselves (aka only express their sexuality in ways he deems acceptable!)

you're all beautiful ladies! layyyyydeeeeeeeezzzzzz!

gee thanks bro not that i cared.
theirs this kid at my school who is like that. i fucking hate this guy so much. i dnt have a facebook, but ive been told tht this kid posts hundreds of variations of 'im the nice guy, but girls only like jerks'
beat him up! Then you'll be a jerk and all the girlies will like you
id feel bad. ive got like 8 inches on this kid.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:26 pm
by BonerJams04
oh wait! thats what makes me the jerk! genius.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2012 8:30 pm
by Mammoth
Win win situation at its finest

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2012 2:46 am
by Maccaveli
I'd tell him like I told my mate who got mad and cut one of his female friends off completely cos she wouldn't go out with him after they'd been completely plutonic friends for about 6 years: women are not vending machines that you insert friendship and kindness into in exchange for sex.

The girl is now a year into a relationship with one of my other mates who I accidentally introduced her to, and the first mate resents him for it, that and the fact that he was messing around with like 3 other girls at the time he 'stole his girl'

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 2:33 am
by antipode
Maccaveli wrote:women are not vending machines that you insert friendship and kindness into in exchange for sex.
:cornlol:

So that's what I've been doing wrong

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:35 am
by BonerJams04
they respond better to degradation

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 12:18 pm
by chekov
Image

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 4:25 pm
by particle-jim
Ainsley is such a sinister looking fucker

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 5:13 pm
by kingldub
I've always thought there was something a little off about Ainsley. Behind closed doors etc

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:12 pm
by scattybeanhead
epochalypso wrote:
Maccaveli wrote:women are not vending machines that you insert friendship and kindness into in exchange for sex.
:cornlol:

So that's what I've been doing wrong
yeah what you need to do is hit and shake them and maybe try and sneak your hand in there, then you'll get sex i've heard

worked for milkshakes at school anyways...

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2012 11:20 pm
by Dutchstep
I'm getting so sick of pics with "share and ... wil donate a dollar"
I saw a post the other day of a dying baby wich had (according to them) and a like would save the kid.
First of all, the baby was already dead (for about 2 years now) and second of all, it was because of a hepitatus b vaccin.
People really need to stop posting randon sick images with fals info just to make their facebook more populair.
And fuck off with the like if ... or comment if shit.

There, I said it.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:06 am
by dickman69
u guys remember those hood ass girls i was friending on facebook?

well now i have 50+ of them and ive got some friend requesting me

its so strange, not one has ever pm'd me

facebook is just a game now its over

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:11 am
by Shum
you gotta bring your game to them playa

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:14 am
by BonerJams04
FBGM

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:16 am
by dickman69
or bring them

to my game

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 5:20 am
by Hircine
rayman612 wrote:or bring them

to my game
tried to say hi?

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:42 am
by scottie584
Image

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 10:56 am
by garethom
scottie584 wrote:Image
I don't even understand what's happening in the picture, let alone how it would make somebody racist to not like it.

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:01 am
by ehbes
There's a black kid that's why :roll:

Re: Irritating shit on facebook

Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2012 11:02 am
by PinUp
Did you not see the black kid???? Clearly you have racist vision!